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Very important info before Rosh Hashanah 😂
Very important info before Rosh Hashanah 😂
Yechiel Jacobs
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Clever hell are you with the Bach, the
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Bach, and I tuck them and I talk to you
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about Rosh Hashanah. It is around the
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corner and I need you to know the top
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most important things to do before Rosh
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Hashanah approaches. Number achad is you
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must ask every single person in your
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life for mechila, for forgiveness. And
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even more importantly, you must ask
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every single person you never met in
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your life also for forgiveness. And you
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cannot just ask one time. No, it has to
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be minimum of three regardless of
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whether or not they said yes, they
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forgive you. You say, "Excuse me, sir,
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do you forgive me?" And he looks at you
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and he says, "I don't know who you are."
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And you say, "Sir, do you forgive me?"
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And he says, "I'm going to call the
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police. Go away from me." You say, "Sir,
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do you forgive me?" Only once you hear
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their sirens, that's when you know you
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tuck it asked enough. If you're not in
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jail, you fail. Number shtaim, you must
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be tuck it davening all the time. Having
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a salad, you're davening. Filing your
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taxes, you're davening. You're avoiding
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your taxes, you're davening harder.
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Having a colonoscopy, you tuck it wait,
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and then you're davening. Don't do it
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during, it's disgusting. Number
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shaloish, possibly the most important
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one, doing the mikvah, cuz if you're not
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dipping, you're tripping. You should be
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constantly wet throughout the entire
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month of Tishrei and Elul. If you're not
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damp, you won't shine like a lamp
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or something of the sort. What I
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strongly advise, which is what I do
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every single year, is I take a hose with
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rain water and I put it through the
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window of my car and I fill my whole car
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up with water. This is what I call
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teshuvah. Look at this. The whole car is
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my mikvah. By the way, if there's
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anybody out here that has no idea who I
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am, you forgive me.
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