Transcript [00:13] How was I supposed to know? [00:25] Check [00:45] >> magic nerds. What's going on? [00:54] Hey, I see a lot of empty red seats. So, [00:56] first come, first serve. Get in those [00:57] red seats. Oh, man. Here we go. Everyone [01:01] start chanting. Magic. Magic. Magic. [01:04] Magic. [01:10] >> That's great. That's great. Welcome [01:12] everybody. This is the first ever Magic [01:17] the Gathering staged event and live [01:20] stream with celebrities. We have to put [01:23] all those different things together at [01:24] Fanx in Salt Lake City. GIVE YOURSELVES [01:26] A ROUND OF APPLAUSE FOR BEING HERE. [01:30] YES. OH, I got some some cameras. I love [01:32] these cameras. Uh, all right. My name is [01:36] Eric Artell. I am the executive director [01:39] of Nerd HQ. This is Nerd HQ Nights. [01:43] Nerd HQ nights. [01:45] >> Yes. Uh, who's wearing any Nerd HQ swag? [01:49] Can I Where where Yes. [01:52] kid, I'd give you gold, but we gave that [01:54] out last night. [01:56] Nerd HQ, if you do not know what Nerd HQ [01:58] is, Nerd HQ is a nonprofit, mental [02:00] health nonprofit, founded by Zachary [02:02] Levi. [02:03] We provide therapy for people who cannot [02:05] afford it. So tonight, every dollar you [02:09] donate tonight during this event and [02:12] during the live stream will be going [02:14] towards therapy for people who cannot [02:15] afford it, saving their lives, saving [02:17] their marriages, saving their their [02:18] relationships, saving their jobs, [02:20] whatever it might be, whatever they [02:21] need. So you will be saving people's [02:23] lives and positively affecting people's [02:25] lives. So give yourselves a round of [02:26] applause for being here tonight for [02:28] doing that. [02:30] Okay. Who who here loves playing Magic? [02:32] Can I see a raise of hands? Oh, all [02:34] right. Fantastic. Who here does not know [02:37] how to play Magic? Oh, how dare. [02:40] Banished. [02:42] What is it? What is exiled? WHAT IS TO [02:45] THE GRAVEYARD? NO. NO, we don't do that. [02:48] Magic fans know what I'm talking about. [02:50] Uh, all right. Well, tonight I'm going [02:52] to go through a little housekeeping [02:53] tonight. Take as many pictures as you [02:55] want, please. No flash photography. We'd [02:58] appreciate that. Post it. Tag us. NerdHQ [03:01] official. Tag FanX. Tag whoever's up [03:02] here. We got some incredible people up [03:04] here who are going to play an incredible [03:05] game of magic. But you can affect the [03:09] game tonight. [03:14] One more time. [03:22] >> Yeah. Very good. All right. So, here's [03:25] what we're gonna do, you guys. [03:27] We have a couple of wheels right here. [03:31] These are called the let's see which [03:34] this is the hinder wheel and the help [03:37] wheel. Hinder and help. Tonight, every [03:41] dollar you donate, you can choose. Am I [03:42] going to help someone or am I going to [03:44] hinder someone? And once we hit certain [03:47] levels of donation, then we're going to [03:49] figure out who we're going to help or [03:50] we're going to hinder. So if all if you [03:52] if you're donating to hinder and we hit [03:53] a certain level, then it's time to [03:55] hinder someone and they're going to spin [03:56] the wheel and figure out what is their [03:58] what is their hurt or hinder or to help. [04:00] If you are sitting there, you're like, [04:02] you know what, I haven't bought as many [04:04] signatures I was going to buy this year [04:05] this year and stuff. I got a little [04:07] extra cash in my pocket. I want to I [04:08] want to provide therapy for somebody. If [04:10] you want to donate $500, you can get up [04:12] here and you can choose whichever you [04:13] want to do. Spin it for that celebrity. [04:15] Maybe we'll take a little picture with [04:16] you uh of them. So yeah. So let's put up [04:19] on that screen. Hey Jeff, could you put [04:21] up on the screen the help hinder uh [04:23] donation things just so you see and you [04:26] should have some p anybody hold up a [04:28] pamphlet. Did you get like a little [04:29] flyer? You've got it. Okay, great. Scan [04:31] that QR code. That's all you got to do [04:32] is scan that QR code and you'll see do I [04:34] want to help? Do I want to hinder? Now [04:36] we have a wonderful volunteer. Give it [04:37] up for our all of volunteers tonight. [04:39] You guys, yes, Nerd HQ volunteers. We [04:42] got Lette. Raise your hand right there [04:45] in the the bright blue. She's one of our [04:47] volunteer captains right over there. [04:48] She's got a little square. If you don't [04:49] want to go through here, if you don't [04:50] want to do the rigomearroll of like [04:52] putting it, you just want to bring your [04:53] card over to Lette, you're like, you [04:55] know what? I I want to help Brandon [04:56] Sanderson, bam, tap it or I want to [04:59] hinder Brandon Ralph or whatever it [05:02] might be, you can go find Lette right [05:03] there and then we'll get you on up here. [05:05] So then we also have the last thing is [05:07] we have milestones. So we have a few [05:09] milestones. You can read them on your [05:11] program. Once we hit certain donation [05:13] levels, by the way, this is being live [05:14] streamed. So they're all participating. [05:16] Once we hit donation levels, we're going [05:17] to do planes chases unlocked. And then [05:19] we're going to do archeneemy. And then [05:20] we're going to spin the wheel behind [05:22] there, which is the wheel of destiny. [05:26] Everyone say that wheel of destiny. [05:27] Ready? Go. Wheel of destiny. [05:30] That's pretty good. Pretty good. So, [05:33] we'll remind you of all that, but don't [05:34] forget, scan it because don't forget, [05:37] every single dollar is going to help [05:40] somebody get therapy tonight. And if [05:42] everyone here, if everyone here decides [05:46] to donate just $20, I don't know how [05:48] many people we have here. Probably. [05:50] Okay. If everyone here decides to donate [05:53] $20, we could probably provide at least [05:56] 200 sessions of therapy to people. That [05:59] is impact. That is amazing impact. All [06:02] right, I think that's about it. We've [06:03] got some incredible things that [06:04] celebrities are going to be signing [06:05] tonight. We're going to be auctioning [06:06] off some incredible things. So, some [06:09] magic things. So, any Brandon Sanderson [06:11] people like the cosmir here? Yeah. Okay, [06:14] great. I've got something really fun for [06:15] you guys and we'll bring it out at some [06:17] point. But first, I think I went over [06:20] all the housekeeping rules. Uh, he will [06:23] be modeling our exclusive new shirt. By [06:28] the way, if you order some merch, you [06:29] can just go pick it up at the FanX merch [06:31] booth tomorrow. It's there. You don't [06:32] have to deliver it to your house. Uh, [06:34] he's going to be modeling our exclusive. [06:36] If you're Magic fans, you're going to [06:37] love it. You know him from Tangled, [06:40] maybe Shazam, maybe Chuck, maybe [06:43] Marvelous Miss Masel, and maybe he's [06:46] your friend. I'm gonna bring up Zachary [06:50] Levi. [06:57] Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. [07:00] >> Go find somebody. [07:02] >> Is this on? Is this on? [07:05] >> Like, yeah, we can HEAR YOU, DUDE. [07:07] WHAT'S UP, SALT LAKE? [07:12] >> I am so stoked that you're here for our [07:15] inaugural Magic the Gathering adventure. [07:18] Are you excited for tonight? [07:21] >> Good. That is the only appropriate [07:22] response. Fant Linda Hamilton. Hello, D. [07:24] Not my Linda Hamilton, not the Lind. I [07:27] I'll guess both of them. They're both [07:28] mine. Anyway, um listen guys, we're [07:31] super excited. By the way, do you like [07:32] the Do you like the the new Nerch? You [07:33] like this? [07:36] Love is magic because it is. Because it [07:39] is. And actually, if you've been to any [07:40] of my panels or anything, I'm going to [07:42] do something that I like to do at all of [07:43] these panels. I want you to take a [07:44] moment, turn to the people to the left [07:45] and the right of you, and say, "I'm so [07:47] glad you're alive. And I'm so glad that [07:49] you're here right now. [07:50] >> I'm so glad you're alive. I'm so glad [07:52] you're here. [07:52] >> Do it. Do it. [07:56] It's important. It's important. It's the [07:58] most important thing. We need to remind [08:01] each other that we are worthy of living [08:03] the lives that we live, right? and we [08:05] are worthy of the love that we receive, [08:06] right? Amen. Fantastic. [08:10] So, here's so here's the thing. You all [08:12] know a lot of the I mean, you're here [08:14] because you know all of the celebrities [08:15] that are about to play this game. Um, [08:17] and I just want to I'm going to thank [08:19] them later again, but it's always [08:21] amazing when these folks I go to them [08:23] and I say, "Hey, we got this idea. Would [08:25] you be willing to do this?" And all of [08:27] these folks said, "Absolutely, yes. I [08:29] would love to be a part of it. If we can [08:30] raise money, if we can help pay for [08:31] people's therapy, we want to do it." So, [08:33] as they come out into the stage, I want [08:35] you to all giving them the warmest the [08:37] biggest applause. And I is there any [08:38] particular order that we want to invite [08:40] invite them into or no? All right. Well, [08:42] actually, you know what? Let's start [08:43] with Let's start. [08:46] >> So, I'm going to start I'm going to [08:47] start with a with with with a little bit [08:49] of a a surprise. Um with uh Mela leave. [08:52] Is Mela down THERE? CAN MELA COME DOWN [08:54] HERE? [08:55] >> Mela has never played Magic in her life [08:57] and she found out what was going on [08:58] tonight and she goes, "What is all of [09:01] that?" and and we were like, "Do you [09:02] want to just come sit on the stage and [09:03] watch it happen?" SHE GOES, "YES, MELA'S [09:05] HERE." [09:05] >> I DID. I DID. [09:06] >> MELA'S HERE. [09:08] >> HERE. [09:08] >> YEAH. Have a seat. Have a seat. Have a [09:09] seat. [09:10] >> All right. [09:11] >> So, Mela is the rookie. She's just going [09:14] to be chilling and watching and [09:15] learning. And by the way, so am I. And [09:16] the reason why is because I started [09:18] playing Magic when it first came out [09:20] back when I was in high school, which [09:21] was a long time ago. And but what [09:24] happened and maybe this has happened to [09:25] some of you guys before. I got soured on [09:27] the game because I was playing with a [09:29] group of guys and and and and I I it was [09:31] like OG version of the game and I had a [09:34] Shiva dragon. Anybody have a Shiva [09:36] dragon back in the day? Shiva dragon. It [09:38] was a solid card. It was a solid card, [09:39] but I was ignorant. I didn't realize [09:41] what I had on my hands. And this guy was [09:44] like, "Oh yeah, that's like that's okay, [09:46] but I'll trade you like these four mana [09:48] for that." And I was like, "Oh, should I [09:50] do that?" Okay. and I traded him and I [09:52] only found out later the guy swindled [09:54] me. I know. And it soured me to Magic [09:56] and I haven't played since. I know. [09:58] Isn't that heartbreaking? I know you're [10:00] heartbroken for me. I'm going to come [10:01] back. I'm going to come back. I'm coming [10:03] back into the fold. That's what [10:04] tonight's about. We're coming back into [10:05] it. So Mel and I are going to be rookies [10:07] and I'm going to do some color [10:08] commentary. But with without further [10:10] ado, is everybody back? Eric, we have [10:13] everybody ready? [10:14] >> We're staged in no particular order, but [10:17] in every in non But [10:18] >> can I just mention Yes. Please mention [10:20] one thing. Um, I know we've got a lot of [10:22] Magic fans here, right? Did you hear [10:24] Magic? [10:24] >> Oh, we heard all the Magic fans. [10:25] >> Okay, [10:26] >> that's why they're here. [10:27] >> Listen, tonight, this is a fun game. I [10:30] know there are a lot of there are a lot [10:31] of specific mechanics of Magic, but we [10:34] want by and we were talking to the [10:36] subies backstage. This is a house game. [10:38] SO, [10:39] >> YES, KITCHEN TABLE, GUYS. Kitchen table. [10:40] >> There may be SOME THINGS YOU'RE LIKE, [10:42] THAT IS NOT RIGHT. [10:43] >> YEAH. [10:44] >> BUT we've got our referee, Brock, who is [10:46] here. Legendary Oh. [10:49] So [10:50] >> there you go. So [10:51] >> your favorite white BOY. IS THAT [10:53] >> HE IS OUR REFEREE [10:54] >> HERE. [10:56] >> So it's a it's kitchen table. [10:59] >> Yeah. SO LET'S LET'S CHECK OUR judgments [11:01] and our criticisms at the door. We're [11:03] here to have a good time, right? Okay. [11:04] Great. Uh so without further ado, thank [11:06] you. You can come on the stage. [11:08] Absolutely. Without further ado, our [11:10] celebrity guest tonight, Jannine [11:12] Gavankar, Seth Green, Brandon Ralph, and [11:15] Brandon Sanderson. [11:19] COME ON EVERYBODY. [11:22] >> COME ON EVERYBODY. [11:24] >> GET that out of the way. GIVE A ROUND OF [11:26] APPLAUSE. [11:32] >> YOU KNOW THEM. YOU LOVE THEM. [11:35] >> And they love you. [11:42] >> Oh, do you need a mic? [11:45] >> Are you guys all miked up? You're all [11:47] miked up, right? [11:47] >> Yeah. [11:48] >> Are their mics working? Can you all [11:49] talk? [11:50] >> Yeah. [11:50] >> Are we what? [11:51] >> Talking microphones. [11:53] >> SUPER. [11:54] >> NO, THAT'S NOT TRUE. [11:55] >> That is not true. [11:56] >> Do I need to speak directly into this [11:58] microphone? [11:59] >> What are you a What are you a fed? [12:01] >> Can people hear me? [12:07] >> Has anybody in here? I don't think I [12:09] have to talk directly into it. You can [12:10] hear me, right? [12:11] >> Yeah. [12:13] Can we just say a thanks to Zack Levi [12:15] for making all this happen? [12:20] >> Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. You [12:23] guys are making volunteers [12:25] making the dream happen. [12:28] Um, do we want Eric, do we want to sit [12:30] AT THE TABLE AND TALK ABOUT OUR NEXT [12:32] >> ONE THING? I WANT TO SAY ONE THING. [12:33] >> OH, YEAH. Do you need to say something? [12:35] >> We have been warned that the more things [12:38] get donated, it'll either help or ruin [12:40] our lives. So, if you have friends that [12:44] couldn't be here today and you can share [12:46] with them the information on how to [12:47] donate, it would be very helpful to do [12:49] either of those. Please help me, though. [12:54] >> Just a just a fair warning. [12:57] >> She [12:58] >> Oh, it's very sweet of you. Hello. [13:01] >> She's going to need help. [13:03] >> Yes. [13:05] >> Hurt. He's He's He's murderous. He I [13:08] know what his deck is. He's scary. [13:10] Listen, [13:11] >> I am not scary. I I am playing a very [13:13] nice deck. You'll see in a minute. It's [13:15] It's full of flowers and happiness. [13:18] >> Full disclosure, guys. Guys, I came here [13:22] for one purpose. One purpose. Well, [13:24] that's not true. I came here for two [13:26] purposes. Raise money for this charity [13:29] and also to entertain you. [13:36] So, the deck that I have brought [13:38] guarantees a particular type of [13:40] entertainment that I think you will all [13:42] enjoy. [13:50] >> Let's have a seat. Let's have a seat. [13:52] >> But also, guys, it's Brandice Anderson. [13:56] >> Is this what we're saying? [13:58] >> Yeah. [13:58] >> By the way, AND I'M NOT EVEN KIDDING. [14:00] THAT WAS THE lynch pin in all of this. [14:02] like it was like, "Ah, I'd love to help. [14:03] Who else is doing it?" And as soon as I [14:05] said Brandon Sanderson, all three of [14:07] them were like, "Oh, yes, please. I'd [14:08] like to be a part of this. I'd really [14:10] like to work with you, please." [14:12] And [14:13] >> so, I think first and foremost, [14:15] >> we're going to start with We're going to [14:16] start with we're I think we're going to [14:17] ask everybody why [14:20] the deck that you're playing, right? Is [14:23] that right, Eric? [14:25] >> Yes. [14:25] >> We're gonna ask everybody. [14:27] >> Brandon, let's Brandon Sanderson. [14:29] >> Yes. Yes. the super nons super branded. [14:32] >> Yes. The the [14:32] >> Why are you playing your particular [14:34] deck? [14:34] >> Well, see, I'm sitting at the pink slot [14:37] because I am all happiness and rainbows [14:40] MADE OF ZOMBIE FLESH. [14:41] >> YEAH. [14:44] >> Uh I am playing a black blue zombie deck [14:46] of the nicest zombies that will ever eat [14:48] your face off. [14:50] >> My commander is Will Help the Rock [14:52] Cleaver. A nice and happy flower covered [14:55] Will Help the Rock Cleaver. [14:58] >> Great answer. Great answer. Uh, Seth, [15:01] you were talking about [15:03] >> the your Oh. Oh, that's my fault. I did [15:06] that. I used the force [15:08] >> and spectacular. [15:10] >> Guys, she's in the union. Don't like [15:12] she's been preparing for that her whole [15:14] life. [15:15] >> Uh, Seth, you were talking about how [15:16] proud you are of your deck. Why? Why are [15:18] you using the deck? What deck are you [15:20] using and why? [15:21] >> I brought Cranco, guys. [15:29] cuz I wanted that reaction mainly. [15:33] >> You should know that I I really play [15:35] tested through Beamtown Bullies just in [15:38] case I could make that deck work. And I [15:39] thought that wouldn't be as much fun as [15:42] just like bundling 80 or 90 zombies at a [15:45] time and then throwing them at people. [15:47] >> The zombies are going to hug them. [15:49] That's what they're going to do. They [15:50] wander over, give you a nice hug, then [15:52] you join with the zombies. you become, [15:54] you know, a nice person like them that [15:56] also wants to eat grains. [15:57] >> I'm going to send a bunch of exploding [15:59] goblins at you. [16:01] >> We don't care. We don't need our arms [16:02] >> and like multiply them by 90s and then [16:05] it's just we're just going to have so [16:06] much fun, guys. [16:10] >> Uh, Brandon Ralph. [16:12] >> Yeah. [16:14] >> Talk to us about talk to us about your [16:16] deck. [16:16] >> Perfect. ask me questions um about this [16:18] deck that I I just um I mean I I think [16:21] it's no it's no lie to reveal that I [16:23] just got this deck and um so I'm [16:26] learning about it. [16:27] >> Brandon has played multiple lead [16:29] superheroes that are indestructible. [16:31] >> Yes. [16:32] >> But tonight we're going to kill him. [16:36] >> Listen, I I am I am very vulnerable. [16:38] Part about being a superhero is also [16:39] being vulnerable [16:41] >> and understanding your weaknesses [16:43] >> and coming to terms with that. And that [16:45] makes you more powerful because um then [16:47] nothing can rock you. Um maybe perhaps I [16:50] don't know. [16:50] >> Yeah, we had we had 10 decks back there [16:52] that you could choose. [16:53] >> Yes. And so I have a deck that I like [16:55] because there are elves in here and some [16:57] big creatures and uh red and red and [17:01] green. Green being one of my favorite [17:03] colors. I have played a lot of magic and [17:05] a lot of draft in my life, but I have [17:07] not played much commander. [17:12] Yes, that would THAT MIGHT [17:14] >> DON'T TELL them what to do. [17:17] >> Uh Janina, [17:18] >> I'm excited about [17:19] >> Well, I'm uh my commander is Ele of the [17:22] Wild Court. If you know any Yes, [17:25] >> guys. You can do better than that. [17:27] >> She's nervous. [17:31] >> Yeah. [17:31] >> Uh thank you. Um, basically I do much [17:35] better with green and white in my heart. [17:41] And I think that it's [17:44] impressive. [17:44] >> All the boys try to be so dark [17:47] >> and they try to be so strong. [17:51] >> They don't know the power of the green [17:52] and the white. [17:57] >> That's it. The zombies know, but every [17:59] time that they run into someone green, [18:01] they just end up blue black somehow. We [18:02] don't don't know how that happens. [18:03] >> Okay. [18:04] >> Yeah. [18:04] >> All right. [18:05] >> They're they're smart, but they're [18:07] always hunting for brains. So, [18:09] >> operating in a deficit. [18:12] >> So, Zach, how are we going to decide who [18:13] goes first? [18:14] >> Yeah, [18:14] >> that's a great question. How are we [18:16] going to decide who goes first? [18:19] >> Ladies first. [18:20] >> Ladies first. [18:20] >> Ladies first. [18:21] >> We have [18:23] >> I was going to say that. So, thank you [18:24] for saying [18:25] >> We have a help. [18:27] >> We have a help. [18:29] >> We have a help. [18:31] >> A help. [18:31] >> We have a help. [18:32] >> We have a help already. We have a help [18:34] already. Start the game [18:36] >> to Janina Gavar. [18:39] >> Going to dinner or something. [18:41] >> You guys made this happen. Janina, go [18:43] spin the help wheel. Come spin the help [18:44] wheel. [18:45] >> You're going to go first and you are [18:46] going to actually get a help. [18:47] >> This is the That is the help. [18:49] >> We're back. We're back in our house [18:50] finally. So, I'd love to have you. [18:52] >> Get it. And everybody is also listening [18:53] to us. [18:54] >> But [18:56] >> what do we do? Oh, we're spinning. [18:58] >> Opponents must discard or sacrifice a [19:01] creature. [19:02] >> Okay, so we are going to have start with [19:03] six cards instead. [19:05] >> Oh, we're already making sacrifice. [19:09] >> We have to discard a card. [19:10] >> Okay, [19:11] >> YOU GUYS KEEP DONATING. KEEP DONATING. [19:13] >> OKAY. [19:14] >> OKAY. [19:14] >> WELL, you seem to have the magic touch, [19:16] so I'll let you cut my deck. [19:18] >> Me? [19:19] >> Yeah. [19:19] >> I was going to say, Seth, would you cut [19:20] mine? [19:21] >> I will. [19:23] There we are. Okay, you've cut to the [19:26] best place. [19:29] >> Is it any creature? Just discard any [19:31] creature. [19:31] >> Discard a card or sack a creature. We [19:33] don't have any creatures yet. [19:34] >> Oh my god. [19:35] >> Oh, like just discard any card, but a [19:37] creature. [19:37] >> Yeah. So, we draw So, we draw seven and [19:40] then we're going to have to each discard [19:42] one. [19:43] Um, and so, uh, and I'm going to say, [19:47] >> right, friendly mulligan, [19:49] >> I just What do you think? I just had to. [19:51] >> Yes. So, we'll we'll judge rules what [19:54] one friendly mulligan. [19:56] >> Yeah. [19:56] >> So, we're sacking one creature card. [19:58] >> Yeah. You're or any card. It says sack a [20:00] creature or discard a card. So, your [20:02] opening hand, you're going to have to [20:03] pitch one of them. [20:04] >> This is a dangerous shuffle. [20:06] >> And guys, just an update. I think Eric [20:08] already told you this, but you can do [20:09] these cumulative donations which allow [20:11] us to do the help or hinder. Or if any [20:13] of you wonderful brave souls wants to [20:15] drop $500 in one moment, you get to come [20:18] up on the stage and you get to spend the [20:21] wheel throw in the grave. [20:22] >> I know. It's for charity, you know. [20:25] >> So, all right. [20:26] >> I'm sorry. I don't KNOW WHAT TO TELL [20:28] YOU. We can't. If we made it for 20, [20:29] THEN EVERYBODY WOULD BE GIVEN 20 BUCKS [20:31] AND SPINNING THAT WHEEL ALL NIGHT. And [20:33] we can't do that. [20:34] >> You got to earn it. [20:35] >> But if you do, [20:38] if you do, a little bonus is that you [20:40] get some free nerds. You get either our [20:43] Nerd HQ nights or you get the Love is [20:44] Magic t-shirt if you are one of those [20:46] brave souls who wants to donate $500. [20:48] I'm just letting you guys know. Okay. [20:49] Thank you. Bye. [20:53] >> I love you. [20:55] I do love you. [20:58] Okay. Oh. Oh. [21:01] Wow. [21:06] >> Okay. [21:10] Are you Mr. Bean? [21:11] >> Mr. Bean sounds [21:12] >> totally Mr. Bean. This is going to be my [21:14] calling commentary all night long since [21:16] I don't know how to play the game. Just [21:18] >> I guess I'll discard that. [21:21] >> Oh, do we all show what we've discussed? [21:23] >> Okay. And Janine's going first, right? [21:25] Ladies first. We already agreed on this. [21:26] >> Yeah. Here we go. [21:28] >> Okay. Everybody sacrificed their [21:29] creature card already. [21:30] >> Yeah, we discarded. It said discard a [21:32] card or sack a creature. [21:33] >> We didn't have any creatures, right? So, [21:35] we discarded a card. [21:36] >> Nobody anything else. [21:38] >> Yeah. Mhm. [21:39] >> And then you can lean on the person you [21:41] play to land to land. [21:44] >> That's it. [21:45] >> Does it play to the left? Is it [21:48] >> We did it. We started the game. [21:49] >> Drum roll, please. [21:51] >> So, Super Brandon, you're up. [21:53] >> So, I I believe what I'm going to do [21:55] this, right? And [21:56] >> draw a card first. [21:57] >> Oh, I got to draw a card first. It's [21:58] been a little while. [22:00] >> Now, you have to take more time to look [22:02] at this with, but I'm not going to play [22:03] this. So, [22:10] I didn't know this was being LIVE [22:11] STREAMED AND I WANT TO SEND IT TO MY [22:12] MOM. [22:15] >> NOBODY GAVE ME A LINK. [22:16] >> WE'RE going to get We're going to get a [22:18] link. Also, we're going to be here for a [22:20] while. So, she'll have [22:25] >> She's going to have a chance to sign on [22:26] is all I'm saying. And probably like as [22:29] this is going around, you could text [22:30] her. [22:30] >> But do make a [22:33] >> I'm gonna [22:35] Oh. Yo. Yo. Yeah. Can we get Janina's [22:37] mom the link? [22:37] >> Yeah, we can give Janina's mom the link. [22:39] I already got her on your phone. [22:41] >> Hey. [22:43] >> Oh my god. You did it. [22:46] >> You're about to get so much spiral. [22:48] >> I think we have different [22:51] I think we have different relationships [22:53] with Eric. [22:55] >> Eric is on my side. [23:00] >> Truth. He's still like notorious for [23:03] just installing all kinds of [ __ ] on [23:05] your phone. [23:05] >> On your phone. [23:08] >> Oh, [23:11] >> okay. What's next? [23:12] >> All right. Whose turn is it? [23:14] I lack the back story, but I'm going to [23:15] play uh game trail [23:17] >> uh which says as game trail enters the [23:18] battlefield, you may reveal a mountain [23:21] uh or forest card and um then the [23:25] battlefield comes into play tapped or uh [23:28] wait, if you don't, it comes in to play [23:30] tapped. So, it's not tapped. So, I can [23:31] use it. [23:32] >> Yes. [23:32] >> Right now. [23:33] >> So, if you got an elf, you can play one [23:34] of those. [23:35] >> I can play [23:36] >> my Lanoir elves. [23:38] >> Oh, an old classic. [23:39] >> Classic. Good old Lanoir elves. is a [23:41] card that I know I've played many times. [23:42] Yeah. [23:43] >> Um which I can tap to add one green mana [23:46] to my mana. [23:47] >> Awesome. [23:48] >> Um and um that is my turn. [23:51] >> Okay. I will play a tainted aisle. [23:55] >> Um it's a black blue land, but only if I [23:57] control a swamp. So right now it does it [23:59] just adds colorless. [24:00] >> Operates as a land. [24:01] >> Yep. [24:02] >> Yep. Pass turn. [24:03] >> Hell yeah. Oh, did you draw? [24:05] >> I did draw. [24:06] >> Okay. Is that me? [24:07] >> It is you. [24:07] >> All right. [24:08] >> You have to draw first. So [24:09] >> Oh, I will. Thank you. [24:11] appreciate all reminders. You know, [24:13] guys, I'm a little flighty. [24:16] Uh, [24:20] >> okay. Well, I think it's uh I want to [24:23] play a land as well. [24:28] >> No elf, no goblin. [24:29] >> Oh, should I put Should I bring [24:30] something out? [24:31] >> I don't know. Do you have something? [24:33] >> I I do. There's so much stuff. [24:35] >> Get crazy. [24:36] >> You're going to have to be thinking [24:36] about my next [24:37] >> I mean uh All right. I'm going to bring [24:39] out this uh raging goblin. [24:42] >> Oh, another OG classic. [24:44] >> And it has haste. [24:45] >> He does. [24:46] >> Yeah, [24:47] >> but I'm not going to do anything. I can [24:48] just like attack. [24:49] >> I mean, okay. [24:50] >> No, no, no, no, no. [24:57] >> I love I love I love that the ladies [24:59] first PEOPLE ARE LIKE, "GET HER, GET [25:01] HER." [25:02] >> THAT'S A GREAT [25:03] >> Don't let her finish. [25:06] >> Uh [25:10] You really want me to go like I told [25:12] >> Oh man. Hey. [25:13] >> All right, Brandon, I'm so sorry. I [25:16] promised his girlfriend I wasn't going [25:17] to kill him first. [25:21] >> That's not what you said, actually. [25:22] >> I guess Well, that is not what I said. [25:24] Our text chain's hilarious. Uh, I'm [25:27] going to I'm going to attack you with [25:28] this goblin berserker. [25:30] >> Okay. Does it Does it haste? Okay. So, [25:33] he gets to attack. He gets to attack. [25:34] I'll I'll take one damage. [25:36] Yeah, you will. [25:37] >> I'm not taking my L's down with that. [25:40] >> First blood. [25:44] >> I'm invulnerable. It won't go down. I'm [25:45] invulnerable. [25:46] >> We're going to have a lot of fun [25:47] tonight. [25:48] >> I think [25:50] here. [25:51] >> Oh, it's a [25:52] >> Oh, no. [25:54] >> It was [25:54] >> Guys, we're confused by the digi [25:56] counter. [25:56] >> Yeah. [25:57] >> Doesn't seem here. There's an X. [25:59] >> Has anyone tablet technology? [26:02] >> He added light instead. Oh, now we've [26:05] done it. We've done it. [26:08] >> Do we have the over? There it is. [26:09] >> Can you guys see the overhead camera? [26:11] >> Yeah. [26:12] >> All All of this action. [26:14] >> But it's over your head. [26:16] >> Over my head. [26:17] >> Center it and lower it so it's like in [26:18] this area. [26:19] >> No, but yeah, it's Oh, that wasn't That [26:22] is my head. All right. Well, here then I [26:24] got [26:28] >> It looks like a Norman Rockwell [26:30] painting. [26:30] >> Yes, it is you. [26:31] >> Great. Sorry. Here we go. Wow. Really [26:34] sexy stuff I'm doing here. [26:37] >> Thanks. That was a joke, but I really do [26:40] appreciate it. Thanks. [26:40] >> No, no, no. All There's a lot of fun [26:42] fetishes in this group. [26:45] >> It's a card. [26:50] >> Wait, wait. Do it closer to the mic. [26:56] >> So, what I did is I put down a Blades [26:58] card. [27:01] Listen, if you donate, there'll be a lot [27:02] of ASMR today. Okay. [27:06] >> Is that a thing that we can add? [27:07] >> Yeah. [27:08] >> Is there what? [27:08] >> Every time somebody donates, what? Put a [27:10] price on it, Zach. [27:11] >> But for what? [27:13] >> You put a price. I say [27:14] >> it's I say it's $500 for a personalized [27:18] ASMR message, and we will all [27:20] contribute. [27:21] >> Yeah, it's it's But here's THE THING. [27:23] IT'S GOING TO BE WEIRD. It's I'm going [27:25] to deal, [27:25] >> guys. Guys, guys, we have a game to [27:27] play. We have a game to play. Sweeten [27:29] the deal real quick. [27:30] >> If we keep talking to these guys all [27:32] night, we'll be here until tomorrow. We [27:34] can't do that. [27:34] >> I'm just going to I'm just going to [27:36] sweeten the deal right real quick. We [27:37] have a brick right here. First person to [27:39] to donate 500 bucks themselves get this [27:41] brick gets this brick of Magic cards. [27:43] >> Can we all [27:44] >> brick of Magic cards that we'll have [27:46] everybody sign everybody open and sign [27:49] one of the cards. [27:50] >> That's a great idea. [27:51] >> Yeah, we should open it back and each [27:52] sign one of the cards. [27:53] >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that sounds good. [27:54] >> Or we could sign the box. [27:55] >> We could sign the box. They probably [27:56] would like that better, huh? [27:58] >> Yeah. Well, everybody will sign the box. [27:59] $500. You get a t-shirt. You get to spin [28:01] the wheel of death or hope [28:03] >> and you get a signed box of cards. [28:07] >> And I am tapping two. [28:08] >> All right. [28:09] >> What's the box? [28:10] >> And I'm playing spider manifestation. [28:13] >> Uh, it's a [28:14] >> You have another elf, except it's a [28:16] spider elf. [28:17] >> Lauren Ecliped. [28:20] >> One person. [28:21] >> Oh, [28:23] >> Lauren Eclipse is fun. It's like a It's [28:25] a It's a lot of little uh Hobbit things [28:27] and stuff. Yeah. [28:28] >> Yeah. Guys, [28:29] >> Kipkin, they they aren't hobbits because [28:31] they're legally distinct hobbits. [28:34] >> By the way, I have never seen a more [28:35] impressive Magic the Gathering [28:36] collection than Brandon Sanderson's. It [28:38] blew my mind. [28:39] >> You have a pretty weird uh blew my mind. [28:41] Weird collection. All right. So, Super [28:43] Brandon has two elves. [28:44] >> Yes. I played Spider Manifestation, [28:46] which has reach, and I can tap to add [28:48] green or red. And whenever you cast a [28:50] spell with mana value four or greater, I [28:53] can untap this creature. [28:54] >> Yeah. [28:54] >> Uh and Oo, [28:57] >> and you still have one green. So you [28:59] could cast another elf because I brought [29:01] stacks your lor [29:03] >> or you could attack someone evil. [29:06] >> I could attack [29:07] >> with your lore since he [29:09] >> I don't really want to bring it on on on [29:11] on to Seth, but he is the only one who [29:14] has attacked. So of course, and he did [29:17] attack me, I guess. So I'm going to [29:19] attack with my Atlanta wars. [29:21] >> What's the damage? [29:24] >> You have a How do you have another? Is [29:27] that Oh, is that That's his graveyard. [29:28] >> Oh, this was the discount. No, no, [29:30] that's I should I should put that. [29:31] >> Yeah, that's graveyard. [29:32] >> Can I put it over? These are my tokens. [29:34] >> So, I'm attacking for uh one one damage. [29:38] >> Uh yeah, that's it. All right. [29:40] >> Wait, wait. Can I do is the camera? So, [29:42] here we go. It's like [29:45] >> Yeah, there's more. There's more where [29:47] that came from. [29:48] >> Like respect. Respect. [29:49] >> You know, Super Brandy. [29:51] >> Yes. [29:51] >> All right. [29:51] >> Your reach. [29:52] >> No. Um, I will play a Mortterary Meyer, [29:56] which um when it enters the battlefield, [29:58] I may put target creature card from my [29:59] graveyard on top of my library. I don't [30:01] have Well, you know what? No, that guy's [30:05] I don't want to do that. I'll pass turn. [30:07] >> Oh boy. [30:08] >> Mhm. [30:08] >> Look at this merciful man. [30:10] >> I DON'T HAVE ANY CREATURES. It's You [30:12] know, you know, [30:13] >> we're trying to make this a lot of luck [30:14] on the draw. [30:15] >> He's in the graveyard where he belongs. [30:17] What do you get the [30:19] >> Yeah, 100 cards in here. You can get [30:20] him. [30:21] >> I'm gonna draw this card game. [30:24] >> Oh [ __ ] [30:29] >> We need to take that out. Um, [30:32] >> is it like a white card or something? [30:34] >> It's It's pretty serious. No, I'm going [30:36] to take out my man Crankco. [30:38] >> How you How you gonna Oh, yeah. He Yeah. [30:41] Yeah. You He should be in your command [30:42] zone. You should draw a new card to [30:44] replace him. Yeah, [30:44] >> that's what I meant. [30:45] >> Yeah. [30:45] >> I'm draw this new card. [30:47] Oh, and then I'm gonna play this video. [30:50] Um, should I do a Yeah. All right. [30:56] >> I meant to get like hilarious glasses [31:00] before I came and they just didn't come [31:02] in time. So, these are This is what you [31:04] got. [31:05] >> Those are very stylish. They're not old [31:06] man glasses at all. They're just very [31:08] stylish. [31:09] >> Hey, thanks. [31:10] >> Why'd you say it like that? [31:11] >> Now, hold on. [31:12] >> I thought people might be thinking it. I [31:13] wanted to make sure they didn't think [31:14] that. [31:15] >> Yeah. [31:15] >> Yeah. [31:16] >> Yeah. I appreciate that. [31:18] >> Yeah. I feel [31:23] Okay. Uh [31:26] >> oh, here it is. Okay. So, I'm going to [31:28] bring out the [31:29] >> Oh, [31:30] >> the gauntlet shaman. [31:32] >> Yeah. Is that a battle rattle shaman? [31:34] >> That guy. I should reset that guy. [31:36] >> So, battle rattle shaman. That gives [31:38] plus two plus O to a creature at the [31:40] beginning of combat. Is that correct? [31:41] >> That is correct. Yeah. Oh, at the [31:42] beginning of combat or on your turn, you [31:44] may have target creature get a plus two [31:46] >> till the end of the turn. [31:47] >> Yeah, but he doesn't have haste, so he [31:49] can't attack. But you give your goblin, [31:51] make your goblin a 3-1. So, [31:53] >> not right now though. [31:54] >> Yeah. On the beginning of combat [31:55] happens. So, you cast him, then combat [31:57] happens. So, he triggers because this [31:59] guy has haze. [32:00] >> That guy. Yeah. Yeah. [32:02] >> Well, I guess [32:03] >> this guy can make that guy a 3-1. So, [32:05] >> I like that. So, let's see who's the [32:07] most I think I should attack Brandon. [32:10] this super. [32:13] >> So I'm gonna I'm gonna attack you with a [32:14] Is it a three two? [32:16] >> So it gives plus two plus O. So it's [32:18] already a one-1. So it becomes a 3-1. [32:20] >> This guy remains untapped. That guy taps [32:22] >> other way. This one stays that one. [32:25] >> Yep. [32:26] >> 31. Yeah. [32:28] >> I'll take it. I'll take it. [32:30] >> Do you see that? He's going to take [32:31] that. [32:32] >> I'm not scared. I'm not scared. [32:39] >> Believe in my death. be really funny. [32:41] Uh, and then that's I'll pass my turn. [32:43] >> Great. [32:44] >> Here we go. [32:46] >> Thank you. [32:47] >> By the way, I brought these just in case [32:49] anybody [32:50] >> shoes. [32:51] We used Hi-Chew to bribe my kids to play [32:54] piano when they were young. [32:56] >> Do they [32:58] as soon as they got old enough to not [32:59] care about Hi-Chew anymore, they [33:00] stopped. [33:01] >> But one plays drums and another one [33:03] plays trombone. So, we'll count that. [33:05] >> Yeah. [33:06] >> Yeah. Their mom really wanted them to [33:09] all become fine pianists, but you know, [33:12] they wanted things that are a little [33:13] louder. [33:13] >> Yeah. I find most kids like really get [33:17] excited about whatever their parents [33:18] want them to do. [33:19] >> Yeah, that happens a lot. [33:22] >> It's weird. You'd think therefore that I [33:25] would have a bunch of sports players [33:27] because all I wanted them to do was read [33:29] books, but they just all read the books. [33:31] >> So, [33:32] >> Well, it's good. I would like to say [33:34] it's because those books were so good, [33:35] they couldn't resist it. [33:38] mostly Rick Reordan and the other [33:40] Brandon who's not at the table here. [33:42] >> We have [33:43] >> Haven. So, they've read my books, but [33:46] >> they're Brandon. [33:47] >> Yeah. [33:47] >> Does everybody in here like reading? [33:51] >> We have a $500 help. We have a $500 [33:54] help. Is Perry here? [33:56] >> Perry. Perry Per. [33:59] >> Perry, are you here? Raise your hand if [34:01] you are cuz we don't know if it was [34:03] online or here. Are you here? [34:04] >> So, I can tap one, a green, and a red. [34:06] Okay. Have a total of five nan. [34:08] >> Mike, we'll go check it. Hold on, Mike. [34:10] We're going to go check it. [34:12] >> Well, you know what? Pianne's not here. [34:13] Mike, you did. [34:14] >> Get up here, MIKE. [34:16] >> MIKE. MIKE. [34:17] >> WAS IT A HELP? [34:19] >> Per Oh, sorry, Mike. Sorry. Perry, come [34:21] on down. [34:24] >> Tap this mountain. [34:25] >> We have a help. [34:25] >> Mike for help. [34:27] >> To do this. To tap this. Yep. For [34:29] >> Where's Perry? [34:30] >> Yep. And then [34:31] >> Perry. [34:33] >> A third. Yep. [34:34] >> What a refreshing name. [34:38] I'm here all night literally. [34:40] >> Who hasn't? [34:41] >> How do we get Pier up here by the way? [34:44] >> Yeah. [34:45] >> Around the side the curtain [34:46] >> adds an amount of power equal to this [34:48] creatures. [34:49] >> So it adds one right now. But when [34:51] >> while she's getting up cast a spell I [34:53] believe it's more than [34:56] >> um [34:57] >> than one. So if you when you cast a two, [34:59] let me see if it's equal to [35:02] >> raider. So when you cast something [35:04] that's worth two, it gets a counter. [35:05] Then when you cast something that's [35:06] worth three, it gets a counter. Then [35:08] when you cast something that's worth [35:08] four, you get a counter. [35:09] >> Oh, it raises it up. [35:10] >> Oh, increment by increment. [35:12] >> Yeah. [35:13] >> Okay. [35:14] >> Um and uh then let's see. I mean, I [35:17] guess that I [35:28] flying in. [35:29] >> Oh [ __ ] [35:30] >> All right. Well, while you're doing [35:30] this, Perion, why don't you come? You [35:31] wanted to help the [35:33] >> Who do you want to help? [35:34] >> Fantastic. Yeah, [35:36] >> we'll help Seth. [35:37] >> You're helping Seth. [35:40] >> You got to help. [35:43] >> What's your [35:46] >> They call you [35:47] >> Hillary likes evil. [35:50] >> All right. Where's your phone? [35:52] >> You meant hurt, not help, right? They [35:53] both start with age, so they're pretty [35:54] confusing. [35:55] >> I know how all this works. [35:56] >> Oh, wait. This this lied about it. I'm [35:58] gonna need you. [36:00] >> Wait, but do the thing [36:02] >> she's got the [36:03] >> guys. I'm I'm sorry. I'm typically voted [36:06] most likely to get separated from the [36:07] tour. And so [36:11] >> to get caught up in conversation and [36:13] stories. [36:16] >> Oh [36:18] my god. [36:24] Yeah, I would love that. Hold on. I can [36:26] get us back in there. Double time. You [36:28] just taught me something about this [36:29] operating system. [36:32] >> Let's see this. Oh, Zach's in there, [36:33] too. [36:36] >> Uh, so Super Brandon is attacking him, [36:38] but he's a couple of decks. Anyway, [36:46] PUT OUT AN EYE. OH. [36:52] SHE ALREADY GAVE IT to you. [36:53] >> Oh, you're so sweet. [36:55] >> That's what [36:56] >> he's going to take it away from you. [36:57] >> Enjoy that. [36:58] >> I will. I keep forgetting to look at [37:00] what you have over there. [37:01] >> He has an untapped two. [37:02] >> But I already did it. [37:03] >> You could It's friendly. Don't attack [37:05] with the one one. [37:05] >> I know. [37:06] >> Attack me with the one. [37:07] >> I I shouldn't have done that, but I did [37:08] already. So, do I do it? [37:09] >> No. No. Take it back. He was He was He [37:11] was playing around. [37:12] >> Yeah. [37:13] >> You're getting attacked by his two. [37:15] >> Bring it. [37:17] >> We got a grudge match going on here. [37:18] >> Not necessarily. Can I play Couldn't I [37:20] play an instant? [37:21] >> Well, your your mana is technically [37:23] attacked because you played [37:24] >> the mana is both. [37:25] >> Oh, we got to give ourselves five life. [37:27] >> Cuz I played that guy. [37:32] >> We do it for you. [37:33] >> Trust me. [37:34] >> Wait, we all get [37:35] >> We all got five life. [37:36] >> No, no, it was help him. [37:37] >> We wish. [37:37] >> Oh, only him. [37:39] >> Yeah. [37:40] >> Okay, I understand. I guess I was happy [37:42] for you. I'll have [37:44] >> I'll be happy for you anyway. So, hold [37:46] on. Can I pull instead here? [37:52] Oh, no. I can sign it. [37:54] >> It's my turn, but I'm waiting for I'm [37:56] waiting for Seth to respond. [37:58] >> Is it open that way? Should we sign on [37:59] the sides? [38:04] >> No, it's a good question. It doesn't [38:07] >> It's gonna be great. [38:12] >> You totally [38:14] >> uh while they're just signing, since [38:15] they're just signing, I'm gonna announce [38:16] this. Guys, stick in your seats. Stay in [38:18] your seats. This is a Hobbit play pack [38:23] >> signed by John Reese Davies Gimly [38:27] >> and Sean Aston Sam Wise. We're gonna [38:31] auction this off after the game. Stick [38:33] around. [38:34] >> I want this guy back. [38:36] >> Okay. [38:36] >> All right. I'm drawing my card. I'm [38:39] playing a swamp and I'm going to play um [38:44] I'm going to play a mana rock. [38:48] >> Taps for one mana. [38:49] >> So, I still don't have any creatures, [38:50] but I will soon. And then whenever a [38:52] creature I control dies, it gets a [38:54] counter. And then I can for six mana [38:56] sacket and get some zombies. [38:58] >> So, you're so pretty. [39:01] >> I uh zombies are so much fun. [39:04] >> But I don't have any zombies yet, but I [39:06] have a crypt that they might start [39:07] coming out of. [39:09] Uh [39:09] >> oh. Uh I'm gonna reset all my business. [39:13] I'm gonna draw a card. [39:17] Um [39:21] okay. [39:27] >> But he [39:29] doesn't have enough mana to Well, I [39:31] could [39:34] >> You can still attack. [39:35] >> Yeah, I can. Right. [39:37] You can attack with a both. [39:38] >> I could, right? So, I can use this guy [39:40] to beat this guy. [39:42] >> Should I bring something else out [39:43] though? [39:48] >> Um, [39:50] >> maybe [39:51] >> I need I need to act. [39:53] >> Yep. You need You need more mana for [39:55] that. [39:55] >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. [39:58] >> But it feels like I should just save [39:59] that. [40:00] >> Yeah. [40:01] >> So, I'll uh just uh I can [40:05] >> Yep. this guy. [40:07] >> Yep. You have You have a three-1 and a [40:08] two. [40:08] >> Throw him at you. But I have tapped this [40:10] guy, too. Right. [40:10] >> Yeah, if you want to attack. You don't [40:12] have to. [40:12] >> I do. [40:13] >> Okay. [40:14] >> I'm going to attack Brandon. [40:16] >> Okay. You got a 3-1 and a two. [40:18] >> This feels personal at this point. [40:20] >> Wait a second. I felt the crowd turn. Do [40:23] you want me to attack this Brandon? [40:25] >> Okay, [40:27] >> there it is, guys. [40:28] >> We got to listen to the crowd. [40:29] >> We are here to entertain you tonight and [40:33] raise money. [40:35] We feel like they work together. All [40:37] right. [40:37] >> So, I got just three. [40:38] >> No, he attacked me. Oh, it didn't [40:40] happen. [40:40] >> That's what they wanted. [40:41] >> Oh, they switched. Oh, [40:42] >> sick twists. This is going to be a great [40:44] night. [40:47] >> You done? [40:48] >> I am done. [40:53] >> Oh, we we've been [40:56] drawn. [40:57] >> We know what's happening. [40:58] >> And again, just really complicated stuff [41:02] I'm doing here. [41:03] >> Next. Go. Oh my gosh. I'm so sorry. [41:05] >> It's groundseping though. [41:06] >> Yeah, I got to [41:07] >> You could pull something out if you want [41:08] to just like play them out. You don't [41:10] have to do any attack. [41:12] >> I cannot. [41:14] >> Okay, [41:15] >> but soon. [41:17] >> I mean, I'm obviously I've got time. [41:22] >> Okay. [41:23] >> All right. You have a ton of mana. [41:25] >> Do have a ton of [41:26] >> You have six mana right now. Seven if [41:28] you play a land. [41:29] >> Yeah. Oh, I can [41:32] >> um This reminding me of the other this [41:34] game. Um, so first I'm going to play [41:40] uh land temple of abandon. [41:43] >> Okay. Is that ender taps? [41:45] >> Yes, it is under taps. [41:46] >> But you get to scry one, I believe. [41:47] >> And I scribe, which means I get to look [41:48] at the top. [41:49] >> Look at the top and put it on the top or [41:50] the bottom. If you don't like it, you [41:52] can flip it to the bottom. If you like [41:54] it, you leave it on top. [41:55] >> It's fine for me. [41:57] >> It's really great that you're here and [41:58] also that you're such like a fair play [42:01] kind of guy that you're basically [42:04] teaching him how to kill you. [42:05] >> Well, you know, we know you're the [42:07] enemy. [42:08] >> Yeah, you're playing Cranco. So, [42:11] >> am I the enemy? [42:18] >> Mike, get on up here. We got another [42:20] Mike, get up here. We got another $500. [42:22] >> I'm the I'm the bad guy. [42:36] I'm the bad guy, [42:42] >> guys. [42:43] >> Yes. Yes, Seth. Yes, you are the bad [42:45] guy. [42:45] >> Little evil. [42:46] >> Thank you. [42:50] >> Micro [42:51] like evil like [42:53] >> five tap there. [42:54] >> But isn't it actually only four? Because [42:56] I had to tap this one to tap this. [42:57] >> Oh, that's right. Because this guy [42:58] undertapped. So, you have four tap. Yep. [43:00] >> Um, which doesn't really seem like it [43:02] makes sense right now, but I'm It's I [43:04] have a choice then I can. [43:04] >> So, you're going to play your commander [43:06] over commander comes in [43:09] >> raga. [43:11] Yeah. Gorgeous boss. Gorg. Oh, isn't [43:13] that a gorgeous boss? He's a Gorgut's [43:15] boss. [43:17] >> We have a help for Brandon Sanderson. [43:20] >> You can say [43:21] >> Brandon Sanderson. [43:24] >> Helping. [43:26] >> Why would you help Brandon Sanderson? [43:28] >> Helping Super Brandon. Awesome. Oh, me [43:30] Brandon. [43:31] >> Wait, wait, but has Ralph finished his [43:33] turn yet? [43:33] >> No. [43:34] >> Finish your turn. [43:35] >> We'll do that. Okay. So, let me let So, [43:38] you have Let me read him out to people. [43:40] Each creature you control with a mana [43:42] ability, which is all three of yours, [43:44] >> gets plus two plus two. Whenever a [43:46] creature you control with a mana ability [43:47] attacks, untap it. [43:49] >> Um, whenever you cast a spell, if at [43:51] least seven mana was spent to cast it, [43:53] untap target creature. It gets seven [43:54] seven until end of turn and trample. [43:57] >> [ __ ] [43:57] >> Suddenly, you're very scary. So, these [43:59] guys each have plus two plus two. And [44:01] this one increments. Put a counter on [44:03] him. [44:04] >> Yes, they do. [44:04] >> Or her. Put a counter on her. [44:06] >> So, yes, because [44:08] >> because you cast a spell with greater [44:10] than her power. So, [44:11] >> excellent. [44:11] >> So, that one is now a [44:15] four five and this is a 44. [44:19] >> Yes. And um then I [44:23] will attack. [44:28] >> That was like the cutest little bit of [44:29] peer pressure I've ever heard in my [44:30] life. [44:35] >> I will attack. [44:44] >> Here's here's what I would offer you. [44:48] When you face your combatant in the [44:50] street. You show no mercy. [44:57] >> Okay, then I attack you. [44:58] >> Yeah, you do. [45:01] >> Uh, that would be [45:02] >> That's eight. [45:03] >> I know. [45:04] >> But can I can I bust this out? [45:06] >> Uh, you can bust that out. Um, you may [45:10] want to um bust that here's the thing. [45:15] Um, he just buffed his creatures by [45:18] casting that. So, you didn't get a [45:20] chance to respond. If you want to [45:21] respond, we can rewind and let you do [45:24] that. And then you can shoot one while [45:25] they're small. [45:26] >> Oh, but you can use that one. [45:27] >> This is the one, right? [45:28] >> Yeah, you can use that one. [45:29] >> There we go. That's what I'm [45:30] >> Yeah, you can use that one. You got You [45:32] got your inferno trap, [45:33] >> right? So, here's what this says. It's [45:36] if you've been dealt damage by two or [45:38] more creatures, [45:39] >> you can pay mana. [45:41] >> You can pay one instead of four. I can [45:44] pay one instead of four [45:45] >> and you can destroy his commander. [45:47] >> Yeah, that's my whole plan. [45:48] >> Yeah, you have to take the eight, but [45:49] then you can blow up his commander. [45:51] >> I will. I'll take the eight. It's uh I [45:54] can I can add that up. What is it? 42. [45:57] >> Yeah, one more, I think. Yeah. [45:59] >> Great. [46:01] >> Sorry. [46:03] >> Also, I'm not sorry. [46:04] >> What are you doing? [46:05] >> ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED? [46:10] >> He's shooting your commander for for [46:12] >> Oh, he's killing my commander. Okay. [46:13] Yeah. Do I get to untap these guys? [46:14] >> You do get to untap those guys. So, you [46:16] can then use them for mana if you want. [46:18] >> So, he goes back here and he's going to [46:19] cost me six now. [46:20] >> That goes in the graveyard. [46:21] >> Yeah. Four colorless. [46:23] >> Yep. So, now he costs six. [46:25] >> But you still have these things to cast. [46:27] So, you have four three mana available [46:28] to you because this taps for two now. [46:32] >> No. And so, [46:35] I guess [46:37] in my final phase. Yep. Your second main [46:40] phase. [46:41] >> I'm really sorry. I I killed this [46:43] commander. [46:46] >> I did it live on [46:47] >> tap these guys. [46:54] >> They made me do it. [46:55] >> There you are. Fire them off. [46:56] >> Ya. [46:57] >> Yeah, that's a good card. It's really [47:00] good for you, too, because all your mana [47:01] elves can then tap for mana um the turn [47:04] that you cast them if you want them to. [47:05] Yes. [47:06] >> Yeah. So, I was going to say that's [47:08] great. I mean, that's No, I was going to [47:09] say. [47:10] >> Yeah. [47:11] >> And I can sacrifice it to give target [47:12] creature plus two plus two. [47:14] >> And that's and that's a spell. Yeah. [47:15] >> So then I get to do this again or [47:17] >> Yes. Yes. You should be able to add one [47:18] more to that because uh of increment. [47:21] Yeah. So that all [47:23] >> So how do I [47:24] >> You wouldn't have gotten that if you [47:25] hadn't killed the commander. So [47:27] >> all right. Am I doing a spin the wheel [47:29] or spinning? [47:30] >> Yeah. Wheel spinning. [47:31] >> Wheel spinning before. [47:35] >> I think that only makes one. Yeah. Come [47:37] on over. [47:39] All right. Give me a good one. Give me a [47:41] good one. [47:42] >> That's your wheel. [47:43] >> Oh, I want I want a ramp and grow. [47:44] That's what I'm That's what I'm hoping [47:46] for. [47:46] >> Open it up. Open it up. Okay. [47:48] >> Uh, dealer's choice. [47:51] >> Yeah. [47:51] >> What does that mean? [47:52] >> Spinner choice. You get to choose. [47:53] >> I want a ramp and grow. [47:54] >> What does that mean? [47:56] >> What does dealer's choice mean? [47:57] >> Mike gets to choose. [47:59] >> Mike chooses which extra mana. Search [48:02] your library for a basic land card. Put [48:04] it on the battlefield. [48:05] >> THAT'S WHAT I WOULD HAVE CHOSEN. [48:07] GET IN THERE. [48:11] >> GUYS, let's give it up for Mike and HIS [48:13] DONATION ONE MORE TIME. [48:15] >> THANK YOU, MIKE. We're going to get this [48:17] signed. Bren, can you sign this one? [48:19] >> Oh, yeah. [48:20] >> Sign that real quick. [48:21] >> Of course. [48:23] >> There we go. There we go. May I I I [48:26] should be able to play something this [48:27] turn. [48:29] >> All right. [48:33] My pleasure. [48:35] >> Oh, that was just [48:36] >> Thanks, sir. [48:37] >> You literally get to pull [48:38] >> I got to pull a basic land. [48:41] >> Get a selfie. [48:42] >> Oh, a selfie. Selfie. [48:44] >> Oh, peer pressure. Jesus Christ. [48:46] >> Mike, get up here. [48:47] >> Yeah. Come on. [48:48] >> Here. Come here. [48:49] >> Selfie. Get a selfie. Yeah. What am I [48:51] doing? [48:53] >> Stand right here. [48:53] >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's selfie. [48:55] >> Stand right here. [48:59] There you go. [49:00] >> Thank you, man. [49:04] >> All right, [49:06] >> here's what I'm gonna do. It's not [49:08] actually all that scary. I'm playing a [49:11] thing that makes it when I play a [49:12] zombie, I get another zombie. [49:14] >> Oh, there's two. [49:15] >> Oh, he's cute, too. Like, it's two [49:17] zombies. [49:17] >> It's getting out of hand. There's two of [49:19] them. [49:21] >> And you may go. [49:22] >> Oh, that's it. Okay. Yep. [49:23] >> Uh, let me see. [49:26] tap all the stuff. I'm going to draw Oh, [49:28] thank God. I'm gonna play that mana [49:31] card, but I should bring Right. That's [49:33] the That's the order of it. [49:34] >> That's what you want. Yep. [49:35] >> Bring out that. And [49:36] >> how many people here have played Magic? [49:41] >> Okay. So, most of you and and uh do you [49:45] play Magic at conventions? [49:49] >> I mean, maybe not these, but other [49:50] gaming [49:50] >> conventions. This turn, but next turn if [49:53] you don't win. Draft night because you [49:54] want to get to Cranko as soon as you [49:55] can. So, [49:56] >> I love a good draft. [49:57] >> Yeah, [49:58] >> I absolutely think [49:59] >> this is the guy, right? What was that? [50:01] >> No, no, you wanted that guy. You want [50:04] you want to get to your your lance as [50:06] soon as possible. [50:06] >> Yes, I certainly do. Okay, so then I [50:08] could still [50:10] >> come on guys. Thank you. Thank you. [50:12] >> That's cool. [50:13] >> Calm down, peanut gallery. [50:15] >> And then I can use this guy to power [50:17] this guy and then throw. [50:19] >> Yep. So, you got to tap your three mana, [50:20] but then you still have five power worth [50:22] of attackers. if you want to, you know, [50:24] >> attack somebody. [50:25] >> Yep. [50:26] >> And I don't have anything. She doesn't [50:28] have anything. He's all tapped out. So, [50:31] >> I could attack your oyster. I could [50:33] attack somebody for five right now cuz [50:35] that's the kind of night it's going to [50:36] be. Who do you want? [50:42] >> Just a lone boo. [50:45] Uh uh. [50:46] >> We're not we're not going for her, [50:48] right? [50:51] You want this, Brandon? [50:55] >> You want You want water? Yeah. Yeah. Can [50:57] we get [50:58] >> What about this? You don't want water? [51:00] >> No, I have one. [51:00] >> Oh, because [51:03] >> this is already open. Is there roofy in [51:05] there? [51:05] >> They open it. [51:06] >> Oh, they they had to open it to put the [51:08] roofies in it. [51:09] >> Let's find out. [51:11] >> Not that we should joke about it. [51:13] >> IT'S A PARTY NOW. [51:14] >> F EXPO. [51:17] OKAY. [51:18] >> UH, so wait, you want this, Brandon? [51:22] >> What about this, Brandon? [51:27] >> My god. [51:29] >> I'm going to do it. [51:30] >> All right. [51:32] >> There we go. Okay. So, [51:33] >> oh, it's the blue player. You guys are [51:34] ganging up the nice blue player who [51:36] hasn't attacked anyone yet. [51:38] >> Yeah, that's [51:39] >> it's also true. [51:42] He's got he's got like awesome cards and [51:44] is planning some epic like pumping [51:46] behind [51:47] >> fans save the day. [51:49] >> Excuse me. We are Look how look how pink [51:52] I am. [51:53] >> I'm painting celebrating Dolly Parton [51:56] DAY 925. [51:58] >> Dolly Parton. [51:59] >> Hey, how about how about the pink? [52:02] >> I know about it. [52:05] >> No, the underwear. [52:06] >> Yeah. How can you see? Do not show them [52:09] your underwear. [52:10] >> Okay. So, I see I feel like that's it. I [52:11] see. [52:12] >> How much money? [52:14] >> All right. What would you donate [52:17] >> to see Brandon Ralph's upper thigh? [52:24] >> Are we done? [52:24] >> All right. Let me just ask. Just putting [52:26] it out there on his behalf. [52:29] >> All right. Fine. For $2,000, I'll have [52:32] >> You need to let me give you my chance. [52:34] That's worth it, though. Good. Okay. [52:36] >> I mean, you could come home a hero, [52:38] right? [52:41] >> No doubt. [52:42] >> Is it me? [52:45] >> Okay. So, I'm going to put down a [52:47] chosen. It's a three three creature. [52:49] It's a cat soldier. Whenever an [52:51] enchantment enters the battlefield under [52:53] my control, it creates a two two white [52:56] cat creature token. And if that [52:57] enchantment is an aura, you can attach [52:59] it to the token. I got I got [53:05] >> chosen. [53:07] >> Maybe it's a zombie in it. [53:08] >> Yes. [53:09] >> That's it. Go ahead. [53:10] >> Okay. [53:11] >> It's a good card. [53:12] >> Yeah, it's cool. [53:13] >> Draw. [53:14] >> Brandon, you're so positive. [53:15] >> I knew that everybody. [53:16] >> THAT'S A GOOD CARD. I LIKE THAT CARD. [53:18] >> IT'S A REALLY GOOD CARD. [53:18] >> WE'RE HERE TO HAVE [53:19] >> I BUILT A DECK out all out of cats that [53:21] had that card in it. [53:22] >> Yeah. [53:23] >> Made a cat deck. [53:24] >> Yeah, I made a cat deck. [53:25] >> You did? [53:25] >> Yeah. [53:26] >> Is Gray here? Is Gray here? Gray, we've [53:29] got a hinder. [53:31] >> A hinder. [53:32] >> And and we have a help from online. So, [53:35] we're gonna roll it. Who gets a help? [53:36] So, we're gonna get a hinder and a help. [53:38] And we have unlocked planes chase, [53:41] >> which will add some craziness into the [53:44] game. [53:45] >> Yes. [53:46] >> The hits just keep on coming. [53:47] >> Somebody roll that. [53:49] >> Oh, so it's random. What are we doing? [53:51] >> The hinder are two random rolls, which [53:53] means that you get to decide the player. [53:55] Janita number one. [53:56] >> One through. So, we'll roll this and [53:58] whoever it gets helped. [53:59] >> Starting with one, two, three, four. [54:01] Okay. What am I with Hinder? [54:03] >> This is the hinder, though. [54:04] >> The hinder is first or is the help? [54:05] >> No, this is the help. [54:06] >> The help is first. [54:07] >> Hinder second. [54:08] >> All right. It's super branding. [54:10] >> Okay. So, [54:11] >> so super branding gets um gets a a wheel [54:15] >> to help myself. [54:16] >> To help yourself. [54:17] >> Help yourself. [54:18] >> And now the hinder. [54:19] >> The hinder. [54:20] >> Oh, the hinder's coming. [54:22] >> Oh, I'm Do I not roll that right now? [54:24] >> No, you don't need to roll it because [54:25] Gray's coming up. [54:26] >> Oh, they they get to come do it. Oh, [54:29] >> okay. So, the the help is random. So, [54:31] you can scroll the far one right there. [54:34] >> Yep. [54:42] >> You get a pick. [54:44] >> I get to pick of all these. [54:45] >> You know what? I'm talking. I probably [54:47] should [54:48] >> like it'll I'll eat it later. [54:49] >> You think it won't be like the fun ASMR? [54:52] >> Yeah. There you are. [54:54] >> Take my one gum. [54:55] >> I'll take five lives. Five lives. Five. [54:58] Five left. [54:58] >> Five left, too. [54:59] >> Nice. [55:00] >> Yep. [55:01] >> Quite lit. Always big enough for the [55:02] class. [55:07] >> And we have Gray here for a hinder. [55:12] >> What is he giving out? [55:14] >> Gray. Gray. Who are you going to hinder? [55:16] >> So, I actually meant to help earlier, [55:18] but I'm going to hinder instead. [55:20] >> I'm going to hinder Brandon Ruth. [55:23] >> So, Super Brandon, you got 10 mana. Did [55:25] you draw your Yes, I did. [55:31] >> Brandon Ralph, [55:34] >> Brandon Ralph, you just got hindered. [55:36] >> Oh, you got also [55:38] >> also [55:42] >> Go ahead. Spin the spin. Go ahead, [55:44] Grace. Spin this. [55:46] >> We got Lex here. [55:50] >> Clock tower. [55:53] >> Oh, we rolled randomly. I got both. GOOD [55:55] AND BAD. [55:58] IS THAT REAL? WE ACTUALLY HAVE a [56:02] >> Yeah, [56:03] >> that's crazy. [56:05] >> Watch it be minus five life. [56:07] >> Yeah, [56:07] >> that would be amazing. [56:10] >> Discard two cards [56:11] >> or take four damage. I'll take four [56:13] damage. [56:14] >> Wow. [56:15] >> Hey, you came up on the exchange. [56:16] >> I got one. I GOT I DID. [56:18] >> YEAH. YEAH, there's seven. [56:20] >> Let's take a picture of Look. And I got [56:22] my save the clock tower shirt on. [56:26] That's cool. [56:27] >> Bro, why don't you explain planes chase [56:28] while they're doing that? [56:30] >> All right, [56:31] >> in four sentences or less. [56:34] >> All right, congratulations. [56:35] >> I'll do my best. Okay, so plane chase, [56:38] uh, in Magic, uh, within the lore of [56:40] magic, there's a bunch of planes of [56:41] existence, and each of those planes has [56:43] their own characteristics and their own [56:45] like chaotic things that may happen. [56:48] Plane Chase explores this concept. [56:50] Essentially, we're going to be on a [56:52] plane and then during a player's turn, [56:54] >> may I recommend that we just go to a [56:56] plane course [56:57] >> and then not roll the dieice and then [56:59] maybe once a turn change planes just to [57:01] not keep complicate things a ton on this [57:04] one. So, let's just have us draw a card [57:07] and then we'll be on that plane. [57:09] >> Is that okay, Jeff? [57:10] >> Absolutely. [57:10] >> Keep it a little simpler and go a little [57:12] >> the same thing, you know. [57:15] >> Yeah, just take anyone you want. Okay, [57:18] so Timber City, it's uh [57:23] whenever a player taps a land for mana, [57:26] Timber City deals one damage to that [57:29] player. [57:31] >> Okay, [57:33] >> affects all of us globally. [57:34] >> That affects all of us. [57:36] >> So, anytime we do what? What happen? [57:37] >> We tap a mana, we lose one life. [57:38] >> Oh my gosh, that's going to make things. [57:41] Did that happen pre this turn? [57:43] >> Hey, Janita, you picked it. [57:44] >> They already looked tapped to me. So, it [57:46] looks like you already tapped them for [57:47] now. [57:47] >> I didn't shuffle this [ __ ] That came [57:49] like that. [57:50] >> All right. Well, pick a new one on your [57:51] turn each time. Okay. [57:53] >> Okay. [57:54] >> Well, that that's good. Are they all [57:56] going to be like that? Some of them are [57:58] good. I've got Yeah. [58:00] >> I'm sorry. Is it each time you tap land [58:02] or is it one for each land? [58:03] >> One for each land. [58:06] >> We're going to die immediately. [58:07] >> We're going to die. [58:08] >> Oh, so it's just on this round though. [58:10] >> It's Yeah, it's only on this round. [58:11] >> Okay. [58:12] >> So, [58:12] >> cool. He already tapped his mana so [58:14] smartly it doesn't take any damage. He [58:16] was doing that well. [58:18] >> Uh so I tapped six. Yep. [58:20] >> Uh and I have brought back out my [58:22] >> brought back out this uh personary. [58:25] >> And then I get another one of these [58:27] guys. [58:28] >> And um I Oh, he has haste also. [58:33] >> Oh, he has haste. [58:34] >> Well, because [58:34] >> Oh, yeah. [58:35] >> creatures you control have haste. [58:37] I'm just going to do breathing exercises [58:39] over here. [58:40] >> Well, do do it do it closer to the mic. [58:50] >> I'm going to tap with my topiary. [58:53] >> Sounds more like zombies. [58:56] >> All right. And he's coming for four. [58:59] >> Six. Six. [59:01] >> Six because this gives plus two plus [59:03] two. [59:04] >> Yep. [59:04] >> You're coming at me for damage. [59:14] >> Um, [59:16] fireball. [59:17] >> Not what I want. [59:19] >> Maybe I'll just take it. [59:20] >> I don't think you can do anything. Your [59:22] man is all tapped. [59:23] >> I'm going to do it. [59:25] >> What did you say? [59:26] >> You got attacked for six. [59:28] >> Oh, man. [59:30] >> But he's got seven. [59:31] >> I swear to my parents toughness. Math [59:33] wouldn't be a problem for me and I have [59:35] to use it all the time. [59:36] >> You done super Brandon? [59:37] >> Yes. [59:38] >> All the time I have to use math. [59:42] >> All right. Draw my card. Play my land. [59:46] Um, seven mana. Um, [59:49] >> any math teachers in the audience? [59:51] >> So much mana. [59:55] >> Love you. [59:55] >> All right, I'm just going to play two [59:57] zombies and they're each going to copy. [60:00] So [60:02] >> because of this guy [60:02] >> and this is the copy. [60:04] >> So [60:05] >> um this one says whenever a Oh, and I [60:08] took seven damage. [60:11] >> Oh, six. Cuz one of them was a mana [60:13] rock. Yeah. [60:14] >> Yeah. [60:15] >> Oh, from them coming out. [60:16] >> Yeah. So from tapping the mana for the [60:18] thing. [60:18] >> Oh, right. [60:20] >> No, I only have six mana. I can't do [60:21] that. [60:22] >> I'm gonna cast this zombie instead and [60:24] I'll only spend five. [60:26] >> That looks awesome. So, so I um um so I [60:30] have an undead augur and a midnight [60:33] reaper. I have four zombies now. [60:35] >> Ladies and gentlemen, coming to the [60:37] stage. [60:39] >> Midnight Reaper is pretty sweet. [60:40] >> Midnight Midnight Reaper. So, [60:42] >> undead hug augur. [60:44] Midnight Reaper. [60:46] >> So, whenever a zombie of mine dies, it [60:49] deals one damage to me and I draw a card [60:51] and I have essentially four of those. [60:53] So, when a zombie dies, I take four [60:55] damage. But then I draw four cards. So [60:58] there you go. Um, so that's what that's [61:00] that's my turn. You may go. [61:01] >> That's the kind of math that I can do in [61:03] this game. It's like how much do I have [61:04] to lose to gain stuff, [61:08] which is probably going to kill me this [61:10] round. [61:10] >> Add to it and make things go ahead and [61:13] draw. Thank [61:15] >> goodness. [61:16] >> Oh no. [61:17] >> This is how I real quick lose. [61:21] I want to [61:24] I'm going do it. I'mma bring Crankco [61:26] out, guys. [61:28] >> Cranco. [61:30] >> Hey everybody, [61:32] it's me, CRANKO. [61:36] >> Who's ready to HAVE THE [ __ ] FUN [61:38] TONIGHT? [61:39] >> WOW. [61:40] >> CRANKED OUT. CRANKED OUT. Crank out. [61:43] >> YES. [61:44] >> THEY DIDN'T GO FOR IT, GUYS. DON'T WORRY [61:45] ABOUT IT. [61:45] >> HOW LONG WAS IT? [61:46] >> DON'T BE DETERRED. CRANK OPEN LIFE. [61:49] >> LET ME SEE WHAT IT looks like. He's [61:50] really fun. You could see HIM TALKING [61:51] LIKE [61:52] >> I THOUGHT YOU WERE about to have a Leroy [61:53] Jenkins moment. That's what I thought [61:55] that was. [61:56] >> So, for those who don't know what Cranco [61:57] does, he taps to make a goblin for every [61:59] goblin you have. [62:00] >> Yeah. [62:01] >> Nice. [62:02] >> So, he's pretty scary because next turn [62:05] >> he could tap and make four goblins. And [62:07] then the turn after that he taps and [62:09] makes eight goblins, [62:10] >> right? [62:10] >> And the turn after that he taps and [62:12] makes 16 goblins. [62:13] >> This is what we talked about. like he's [62:15] got a multiplying zombie horde and I've [62:17] got multiplying [62:19] goblin hordes and they like the goblins [62:23] will just literally hold on to each [62:25] other in a big ball and then I can just [62:28] throw them at other players [62:30] and he can do the same thing with [62:31] zombies. So, we're just basically going [62:33] to like play tennis with our horde [62:35] balls. [62:38] >> I can't wait. [62:39] >> Did you just say hoorde balls? [62:42] >> I did and it sounded That's why I [62:44] laughed. I was like, that sounded worse [62:45] than what I meant. Um, [62:47] >> all right. So, I am going to do But when [62:49] he can't come, he comes out with [62:50] sickness, right? [62:51] >> He comes out with sickness. So, you [62:52] can't make it them right now. [62:53] >> And then if I Okay, but I do want to [62:57] >> So, if there's a card you don't want, [62:59] you can get rid of it with that and draw [63:00] a new card. And then you have your your [63:03] uh guys deck or he can just attack as a [63:05] one-1. Not really good to attack with a [63:07] one- one on this board. [63:08] >> I don't feel like I would do it. So, [63:10] maybe I'll I'll uh graveyard this guy. [63:13] No, no, it's from your hand. So, you tap [63:15] him. You put a card out of your hand and [63:17] draw a card for being so patient. [63:19] >> Um, [63:24] >> yeah, it's definitely that guy. [63:27] >> So, that guy would just go graveyard and [63:29] then I pull a new card. [63:30] >> Yep. [63:31] >> There you go. [63:32] >> But you already played one this turn, so [63:34] you can't play another turn. [63:35] >> Already played land. [63:36] >> You already played land this turn and [63:37] you tapped them all for Crankco. [63:39] >> I tapped all of them to bring up. [63:40] >> So, that goes in your hand. [63:42] >> This is And that that mountain goes back [63:44] in your hand because you only play one [63:45] land a turn. You can get rid of the next [63:47] turn with that guy if you don't want it. [63:48] >> I will. Uh and then it's [63:53] >> Jannina. Is your mom watching? [63:55] >> I don't know. Let's find out. [63:56] >> You have to subract four. Yeah. [63:57] >> Hey mom, if you're watching, text me. [64:00] >> Yeah, you can attack. This guy's a 3-1 [64:02] or that guy. [64:03] >> And then if she is, then we can say a [64:06] 42. So [64:07] >> Oh, she says watching you play. I have [64:08] no idea what the heck is going on. [64:12] This guy [64:12] >> sets up both of these [64:19] >> with an [64:24] attack. I need to put a token on this. [64:27] >> No, no, it's just makes it [64:29] >> okay. On the count of three, everybody [64:30] say, "Hi, MOM." [64:37] >> Thank you. Okay, let's see what she [64:39] says. All right. Who you attacking for [64:41] four also? [64:41] >> Hey guys, I got four to attack somebody. [64:44] Who do you want to hit? [64:48] >> Which which Brandon? This Brandon. [64:56] >> Wait, wait, wait, hold on. Hold on. Hold [65:00] on. I think we got to do this [65:01] differently. Everybody who wants this [65:03] Brandon, raise your hand. [65:06] Okay. Okay. Everybody who wants this [65:08] Brandon, raise your hand. [65:09] >> Oh [ __ ] [65:11] >> that was pretty. [65:11] >> They're coming for you. Sanderson [65:13] Brandon or Brandon. [65:15] >> What's the judges? What's the ruling? [65:16] >> Oh yeah, it's definitely [65:17] >> this. Okay. [65:19] >> All right, gang. We're going to hit him [65:20] for four. [65:20] >> Okay, I'm going to block with this guy [65:22] who dies and then I lose four life [65:24] anyway and draw four cards. Did you kill [65:26] his [65:28] >> It was not as exciting as we thought, [65:30] but it happened. [65:32] >> Wait, can I ask a legit question? How [65:35] did these waters multiply? [65:40] Crankco water. [65:43] >> So you're saying there's a a plus two of [65:46] ruffy in each of these. [65:49] >> Is he done? [65:49] >> Yeah. [65:50] >> Well, guys, when at fan expo [65:54] >> make sure [65:57] untap your man and draw your card. [65:59] >> You can really taste the roofy. [66:04] No, [66:05] >> I can't throw these into the audience. [66:07] This would like hit you if you miss. [66:09] >> It would hurt a lot more than the gum. [66:12] >> Hey, is that [66:13] >> Oh, man. My dad's arch nemesis is in the [66:16] audience right now. [66:19] >> He's hiding. The Austin Power is that [66:21] guy over there. [66:22] >> Oh, wow. [66:23] >> Oh, there you are. [66:28] >> Yeah, baby. Dad's not here. Maybe you [66:30] should just shoot him. [66:31] >> Oh yeah, I've got a gun. Would that be [66:33] fun if I just shot him right here? [66:35] >> Oh my god. [66:38] >> Okay, I just put down a command tower. [66:41] >> Nice. [66:42] >> Um, and so make sure I'm honest about [66:44] this. I'm going to tap this baby and [66:47] this baby. [66:48] >> Yep. [66:48] >> And oh, I do this also. [66:50] >> We get to kill that and draw a new one. [66:52] >> Okay, great. [66:53] >> And we get um [66:55] >> That one's dumb. [66:59] Thank you. Thank you, Brandon, for [67:00] saving us. [67:01] >> Yeah. [67:02] >> Okay, you're gonna like this one. [67:04] Whenever a white creature dies, put it [67:07] back onto the battlefield under its [67:08] owner's control at the beginning of the [67:09] next end step. [67:11] >> Say that again. [67:13] >> Whenever a white creature dies, return [67:15] to the battlefield under its owner's [67:17] control at the beginning of the next end [67:18] step. [67:18] >> You're the only one with white [67:20] creatures, right? [67:21] >> Whenever a non-white creature dies, [67:23] return to Ozer's hand at the beginning [67:24] of the next end step. So, [67:27] >> next instep. Would that be your endstep [67:28] if you [67:30] >> I'm going to forget that immediately. [67:31] >> I'll I'll watch it. [67:32] >> We got these guys to make sure that [67:34] we're doing it. [67:34] >> So, um first thing I'm going to put down [67:36] is transcendent envoy. So, it's flying [67:40] uh and aura spells that I cast one less [67:44] to pass. [67:45] >> Okay. [67:47] >> Now, do you have an [67:48] >> coupon? I love a coupon. [67:51] >> Okay. And the next thing is um Verdant [67:54] Embrace and that is an enchant. It's an [67:57] aura. So you enchant this creature gets [68:00] plus three plus three and has at the [68:02] beginning of each upkeep creates a one [68:06] one green sacri. [68:10] So please understand that this and this [68:14] well I'm going to attach this. Well, I [68:16] guess I should attach this here. So this [68:20] is an enchantment. This is an [68:21] enchantment, which means I have now two [68:24] plus twos here. [68:27] >> And one of them was an aura. Doesn't it [68:28] do something special if one's an aura? [68:30] >> Yes, you could. Well, I can attach it to [68:32] that if I wanted to. Right. Got it. [68:34] >> But what's also great is next turn I get [68:38] to create. [68:38] >> Not just next turn. Does it say every [68:40] upkeep? [68:41] >> Every upkeep. EVERY PERSON'S UP. [68:43] >> YOU GET A ONE. [68:49] >> That feels nice. Tremendous growth. [68:51] We'll have tremendous growth soon. [68:53] >> Great. So, I feel like I'm good. [68:59] >> Oh, attack. I better attack. [69:00] >> That does. Yeah. [69:01] >> Okay. So, I'm going to attack. I can [69:03] only attack with this guy. So, uh 33. [69:05] Who am I attacking? [69:08] >> I mean, that sounds like Okay, HERE. [69:18] >> OKAY. TIEBREAKER. READY. [69:26] >> I will point out, [69:27] >> judge, [69:28] >> he's more than 10 points ahead of me. [69:31] >> I don't think you should attack Super [69:33] Brandon because he has an MTAP 44 that [69:34] would just kill your creature. [69:35] >> Okay, great. Thank you. So, 33, baby. [69:40] Great. Let's keep going. [69:41] >> Well, he might. [69:42] >> Oh, do you have anything to block? [69:45] >> Throw a one one your one in front if you [69:47] want. Should I? [69:50] >> Next turn it turn it makes uh goblins. [69:52] So I don't think you should. [69:53] >> Yeah, I'm gonna keep them out. [69:55] >> And I don't need this. I'm gonna All [69:56] right, I'll wait. So I just took the [69:58] points, right? [69:58] >> Yeah, you just take three. [69:59] >> Yeah. [70:01] >> Did you already take it? Yeah, [70:03] >> I did. Right. You pulled that down for [70:04] me. Oh, you didn't. You took it from 24 [70:06] to 28. [70:07] >> Next turn, you're going to be making so [70:08] many goblins. You don't care. [70:10] >> I know. I'm kind of excited about [70:11] >> All right, Super Brandon, you're up. My [70:12] turn. Yeah. [70:14] >> Fantastic. [70:15] >> You're all welcome to send like [70:17] Congratulatory bouquets to the goblin [70:20] mother [70:21] >> when we birth these like 90 goblins. [70:25] >> We have two helps. We have two helps. [70:27] Camille, is it Camille? Come on up. [70:30] >> Come on up. [70:31] >> And then also Melie. [70:38] >> But in typical Lifeline fashion, I want [70:40] to give someone a care package. And I [70:42] just picked out some sunshine in the [70:44] front row. There's a yellow dress here. [70:45] Would you like to help our friends up [70:47] here and get the prize? [70:59] >> We'll do the helps after Brandon's turn. [71:00] After Brandon's turn. [71:06] >> Kell. [71:11] >> Oh my god. This is [71:12] >> What do you decide? [71:13] >> All right. Okay. So, uh, you have, uh, [71:16] what's this guy? [71:17] >> I have a 32, a 32, and a two. [71:19] >> 32. [71:20] >> Yeah. Though, when my guys die, I draw [71:22] cards and lose life. [71:30] >> Brandon Sanderson. [71:34] >> He has a one one. Okay. [71:39] >> Who else in this room is on Pokemon Go [71:42] right now? [71:46] 44. [71:47] >> I'll put out a lure, too. So, we're like [71:48] killing this. [71:51] >> You got a one. [71:53] >> I'm multitasking, guys. Don't worry. [71:56] >> So, just take one of these little orange [71:57] things or one of your things. Yeah. And [71:59] make a little one. [72:01] >> Don't Don't be mad. It's not about [72:02] what's [72:05] >> a mistake, brother. [72:07] >> Okay. [72:08] >> Sorry. I like I like blue. It wasn't a [72:11] personal thing. My wife is is uh is red. [72:14] That's why we like [72:14] >> But then they get unapped [72:15] >> and that way. Yeah. We were like [72:16] >> So I figured [72:17] >> she's very competitive. You understand? [72:19] >> All right. So Seth, you're getting [72:20] attacked for six. [72:22] >> Um [72:22] >> I'm getting attacked. [72:24] >> Jan, I'm attacking you for four. [72:26] >> Uh jeez. I can't really even block that. [72:28] >> I mean, I could, but it doesn't seem [72:30] >> You can just throw a one- one in front [72:31] of it. It doesn't have tramples, just so [72:33] you know. [72:33] >> Oh, it doesn't have tramples. [72:35] >> Thank you. [72:37] >> You're dead. [72:37] >> Yeah. Yeah. You'll be fine next turn [72:39] because you have a sapling. You'll be [72:40] able to make tons of goblins and you can [72:42] just throw them. [72:42] >> But could I have also done that with [72:44] these? It's just like because it doesn't [72:46] but they're two. So you could you could [72:48] block with both two twos and kill it [72:49] >> or you can throw a one one and not take [72:51] any damage. [72:52] >> Okay, great. Thank you. [72:54] >> And you're going to get another one one [72:55] as soon as he says go. [72:56] >> Exactly. [72:57] >> Yeah, that's good. I didn't realize. [73:04] >> Are you okay then? That is my my turn is [73:08] resolved. [73:08] >> Okay. Now, do we have to do the helps or [73:10] are they [73:11] >> Yes, we got two helps coming out. Come [73:12] on out. [73:13] >> Come on out. [73:15] >> Come on out. [73:17] >> So, we're [73:22] come on out. That was I was just [73:24] >> uh Who are you gonna help? [73:25] >> I'm gonna help Brandon Ralph. It's hard [73:27] because Brandon Sanderson, I'm going to [73:29] Dragon Steel and have booth with this. [73:30] So, he can make my life good or bad. [73:33] >> Yeah. I'm playing zombies. You never [73:34] have to feel bad beating up. five [73:36] daughters. So, I was going to go girl [73:38] power, but my husband absolutely loves [73:40] Superman, and since he's my superhero, [73:42] I'll let him have it. [73:44] >> Brandon Walter the help wheel. [73:46] >> And Mel, what is your name? [73:49] >> It's Montana. [73:50] >> So, what are we doing? Do you want me to [73:51] take a picture of you guys? [73:56] >> First of all, say hi. [74:02] >> We're spinning the wheel together or you [74:03] spinning it for me. [74:06] You can do it pretty hard because it's [74:08] >> really [74:10] can only be positive. [74:13] >> Choice [74:16] again. [74:17] >> Yeah. [74:18] >> Any one of those you get means you get [74:20] to choose any one of those. [74:24] >> And guys, while they're doing that, [74:26] >> um I mean this I would do one. [74:29] >> We're about $500 away from Archeneemy. [74:32] >> So everyone here donated And we're going [74:35] to get to Arch Enemy. [74:36] >> Everyone here, donate a dollar and we'll [74:38] get to Arch Enemy. [74:39] >> I get to look at the top two cards on my [74:42] in my deck and then I can [74:44] >> Oh, I can do it right now. [74:45] >> Oh, [74:46] >> sweet. [74:46] >> I did. I took a few photos, but also [74:48] >> Did we take You took photos. [74:50] >> Oh, I will. Hello. [74:57] >> What was your name? [74:58] >> Oh, yeah. You told me that. Hey, NICE TO [75:00] MEET YOU. [75:02] >> ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED? OKAY. [75:06] >> And hello to your husband. [75:10] >> Um, [75:10] >> where's where's Dusty? [75:14] >> Thanks, man. Nice to meet you. [75:15] >> I mean, like we could get [75:17] >> Okay. Okay. I like your shirt. [75:18] >> We start like [75:21] >> Hey, [75:22] >> TJ Cleai. Dude, [75:23] >> this is actually what we want to [75:25] >> You're like my bestie right now with the [75:27] gimme gole. Come on now. [75:28] >> Wait. Wait. [75:29] >> Thank you. [75:30] >> Okay. Ready? [75:32] >> I'm going to evolve this thing. I'm only [75:33] like 20 away. [75:37] >> Subscribe to draw one. [75:38] >> I really appreciate that support. [75:40] >> Everybody knows it's like a thousand [75:42] coins to evolve this thing and it's a [75:43] nightmare. [75:44] >> Oh, Pokemon Go. That's what you're [75:45] talking about. Is do I do I can I did [75:50] two and then if you don't like either [75:51] put on the bottom [75:54] trainer codes or something [75:55] >> and you get to do the same [75:57] right there. [75:58] >> Okay. Okay. [76:02] this one. [76:04] >> You're searching hard for big monsters [76:07] because you have tons. [76:09] >> And so if neither's a big monster or if [76:12] there's a draw spell, [76:13] >> I would keep that. But I wouldn't keep [76:15] anything that doesn't [76:21] >> No, you don't want to carry. You don't [76:22] want I would put those. [76:24] >> Those are both just [76:25] >> I mean that's not bad, but [76:28] >> that that's true. That's not bad. You [76:29] may It may be worth keeping that. [76:32] >> You can gamble on something bigger or [76:34] you can just keep that. It's not bad. [76:36] >> Yeah. [76:37] >> I love that this is really just Brandon [76:38] Sanderson giving magic lessons the [76:40] entire time. [76:42] >> I can put them both on. [76:43] >> Yeah. Yeah. SHOW ME YOUR CARDS. JUST [76:44] SHOW ME YOUR CARDS. I'LL tell you what [76:46] to do. Don't worry about it. I won't [76:47] tell you what not to do. [76:51] >> Yeah. You get And you get a one- one. [76:54] >> Yes, I do. [76:54] >> And then no one pay any attention to [76:56] what I did on my turn. I did nothing. of [76:58] no consequence. [77:01] >> Don't [77:02] >> nothing that what? No. No. There's [77:05] >> Liliana is good now. Haven't you seen [77:07] the newest set? [77:09] >> What just happened? Did I get murdered? [77:10] >> No, nothing happened. You just ignore a [77:12] [ __ ] [77:13] >> That sounds just, you know, I have a [77:15] friend who made a zombie. That's all she [77:16] does. [77:17] >> Oh, sweet. Yeah. [77:18] >> What's her name? [77:18] >> Her name's Liliana. [77:19] >> Hi, Liliana. [77:20] >> Yeah. If she gets to seven Lloyd, she [77:22] destroys all non-zombie creatures. [77:24] >> She gets a what? [77:25] >> Nothing. I didn't say that. Ignore it. [77:27] You get [77:28] I'm passing to you. [77:29] >> That's definitely a bummer. Um, [77:31] >> no, you get a one-1 though because I'm [77:33] we're passing to him. So, you now have [77:34] two of them because you got one from my [77:36] turn and one from his turn. [77:37] >> How does she get negative? Um, so she is [77:40] um request adds one each turn and when [77:43] she gets to seven, so next turn she can [77:46] go up to seven and then the turn after [77:47] that she can minus seven to destroy all [77:49] non-zom creatures. [77:51] >> That maybe theoret I mean she wouldn't [77:53] really do that [77:54] >> because this is the count. [77:55] >> That's the that's her life basically. [77:57] And so she's a planes walker. So you [77:59] pretend she's like sitting in the chair [78:01] next to me and she has her own life [78:02] total. [78:03] >> And so you can attack her instead of me [78:05] if you were attacking. And then if they [78:07] go through it takes off of her life [78:09] total and then each turn I can either [78:11] have her make a zombie minus three to [78:14] bring something back to life or minus [78:16] seven when I get to seven to she would [78:18] never do that though. Yeah, she would [78:20] never she would never destroy the whole [78:21] >> but I can attack you directly. [78:23] >> You can attack but I can [78:25] >> I can still block with my creatures. So, [78:27] uh, it's your turn. [78:28] >> I really love that, by the way. Okay, so [78:31] a couple things are going to untap [78:32] everybody. [78:33] >> Liliana's good now. [78:34] >> Yeah, for sure. No, no, she's totally [78:36] reformed. Rehab. Great. [78:38] >> Yep. [78:39] >> She's back to making music, you know. [78:41] >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. She's [78:43] >> She's been really happy. I heard she's [78:45] practicing harps accord. [78:49] >> Yeah. Right. Right. Right. this guy. [78:55] I'll bring out this land. [78:58] Did we draw the thing? [78:59] >> Uh, we do that on hers. It This one [79:01] hasn't really mattered yet, but yeah, [79:03] we'll draw a new one. [79:06] >> Um, [79:07] >> now Cranko is live. [79:09] >> So, every every goblin you play makes [79:12] another goblin. So, now is a good time [79:14] to play goblins if you have them. [79:18] >> They play the goblins. [79:18] >> See, I got this guy. All right. So, I'll [79:19] pop this guy out. Uh, he's also got [79:22] haste. This guy, he's really good. [79:25] >> Right. So, I could just get him out [79:26] there. [79:27] >> Yep. [79:27] >> Um, and then I It's four to activate. [79:32] >> No, no, it take It's just four to cast [79:34] him, none to activate. [79:35] >> Oh, incredible. I'mma play my MAN HERE. [79:37] YO, [79:38] >> BACK ON THE STAGE. [79:41] >> DID you miss me? [79:43] >> Uh, right. So, he pluses up. [79:45] >> He takes You get five one ons. [79:48] Uh, [79:49] >> yep. [79:51] >> And you still have four mana untapped. [79:53] You only tapped one for the Legion [79:54] Loyalist. So [79:55] >> that's true. So just a one. Okay. So how [79:57] do I what's the best? What's the [79:59] >> So usually I just take a die and I say I [80:01] have I have five of these guys or [80:04] something like that. So [80:05] >> and that's it, right? It's one for each [80:06] of these guys. [80:07] >> Yep. One for each of those guys. [80:09] >> So it doesn't go on them. It's its own [80:11] creature. [80:11] >> Oh. [80:12] >> So [80:12] >> Oh. Oh. So I bust out these tokens then. [80:14] >> Yeah. You use the tokens. Yeah. If [80:15] you've got the tokens then then you You [80:18] can put one out and then put five [80:19] counters on it and we'll know it's five [80:22] guys. So [80:23] >> that's what's happen. I'm going bring [80:24] out this guy. [80:24] >> That's five separate five separate one [80:26] ones. [80:27] >> Got it. Cool. Cool. Cool. [80:30] >> Uh [80:31] >> yeah. [80:32] >> What is your Yeah, [80:34] >> I have some zombies. Just a few. I have [80:36] four little zombies. They have attacked. [80:38] No one. [80:38] >> Oh no. [80:40] >> My rahypnol. [80:42] >> Um do we have a do we have a a paper [80:45] towel or something? [80:47] Is there a rag? [80:48] >> Oh, it's spreading really quickly, guys. [80:50] Uh, [80:52] >> don't let it get to the seams. There's [80:54] technology under this. [80:56] >> Uh, what happened? [80:57] >> Oh, that's true. [81:00] >> Okay. [81:00] >> Was that Seth? [81:01] >> How did the stage collapse? Well, [81:04] >> who you be attacking, sir? [81:05] >> Yes. [81:06] >> What? You seem the least likely person [81:08] to bring these up here. [81:12] >> Yeah. Round of applause. COME ON. [81:14] >> YEAH. [81:20] THAT was so much more work for him than [81:22] any one of us. [81:27] >> I shouldn't be doing this in the middle [81:28] of my turn. Sorry guys. I promise this [81:30] isn't like a hilarious distraction [81:31] technique. [81:33] >> But Tammy, I'm gonna spin this one more [81:35] time. [81:35] >> Eric, [81:39] >> thank you very much. Okay, cool, cool, [81:41] cool. [81:42] >> Let's say that again. [81:45] a basketball. [81:46] >> A goblin ball. [81:47] >> Oh yeah. [ __ ] yeah. [81:48] >> That's exactly what's happening. [81:49] >> Throw your horde balls. [81:52] >> You can hold until for two turns. [81:55] >> Did I say that right? [81:58] >> Throw one of these balls. Yeah. So it's [81:59] uh there's quite a few. I should I'm [82:01] just going to confirm that that's [82:03] accurate. [82:04] >> Okay. [82:05] >> So wait, can I just like throw all of [82:07] this? [82:07] >> You could, but you probably you probably [82:09] want to wait. You don't want to lose [82:10] goblins right now. Now you could. You [82:12] can start throwing things. I'm so [82:13] worried about like his attack and I'm [82:15] also worried about [82:16] >> you have all these one ones [82:17] >> for that none nothing has [ __ ] [82:20] >> to protect myself. [82:21] >> So you may want to sit on that for a [82:23] little while. You could like take the [82:24] battle rattle shaman and throw one thing [82:26] at somebody. [82:26] >> Yeah. [82:27] >> Um if you want [82:27] >> I think everybody wants that. [82:28] >> Uh but it you know [82:32] >> but really the the scary thing is this [82:34] guy's buffing all his dudes. So you [82:35] don't want to throw there. Um [82:38] >> she has one ones that your guys will [82:40] just bounce off of. [82:42] only one of us at 40. [82:44] >> Um, and so one strategy you can have is [82:46] just save all your goblins and then [82:48] start multiplying until you have 700 [82:51] goblins, [82:51] >> right? That's my favorite. Um, [82:53] >> I'm just worried about how low I'll get. [82:55] >> Yeah, I Nobody has trample right now [82:57] that I um can see on the board. So, [83:00] unless he pulls something out, you're [83:02] probably safe. But um do also remember [83:06] you can uh use this guy to get rid of a [83:08] card in your hand if you don't want it. [83:10] Um, and yeah. Very [83:24] very sweet of you guys. I don't quite [83:25] have enough mana because this is the guy [83:27] I want to get. [83:28] >> Yeah. Yeah. You want to you want to do [83:29] that? I'll [83:30] >> save that guy. [83:31] >> Y. Yeah. Yeah. [83:33] >> I think it makes the most [83:34] >> Yeah, because next turn you make 10 [83:36] goblins. [83:36] >> Yeah. Low lift to do anything and I can [83:38] set this to defend myself. Gentlemen, I [83:41] you and lady I [83:42] >> All right. And you get a new one. [83:44] >> I sure do. [83:45] >> And I will look and see if I can find [83:47] one of these is isn't dumb. [83:50] >> No, we aren't going to each sacrifice [83:52] creature. [84:04] >> Do you guys want this one? It gains us [84:05] life each turn. [84:07] Okay, we got the gain life one. Um, so [84:10] you gain one life. [84:12] >> Thanks. [84:13] >> And then Brandon will gain two life and [84:15] then I'll gain three and he'll gain [84:16] four. [84:17] >> You made that up. That's not real. [84:18] >> At the beginning of your upkeep, put a [84:20] scroll counter on it. Then you gain life [84:21] equal to the number of scroll counters [84:23] on it. So [84:24] >> let me read what it says. [84:28] >> Each one of us except for non super [84:31] branded. Oh, [84:33] you know, sometimes I read poorly. Um, [84:37] so [84:38] >> Okay. So, I got one. [84:39] >> You get one. [84:40] >> And on his turn, Brandon will get two. [84:42] >> I did mine already. I jumped the gun. [84:44] >> Okay. [84:44] >> It's all right. [84:45] >> Okay. So, um, let me make some some [84:48] decisions. [84:49] >> You're going to probably making some two [84:50] two cats this turn, huh? [84:52] >> Um, I'mma try. [84:53] >> Yeah. [84:54] >> Okay. [84:55] >> Be out. [84:56] >> I was gonna I was [84:58] didn't have the courage to meow. [85:04] Meow. [85:04] >> It's either going to be funny or too [85:06] much. [85:09] >> The first rule of improv is just say it. [85:11] Don't even think about it. Turn off the [85:12] thing that's like someone will have an [85:15] say whatever. [85:16] >> Tropical fruit, [85:17] >> right? [85:18] >> The dentist. [85:20] >> Say your name again. Wonderful. Wait. [85:22] >> What is a monastery? Like a medical [85:24] device. [85:25] >> Say your name again. [85:28] >> Turkey flavor. [85:30] So, Montana, help me pick this card. [85:34] >> So, the first thing that's going down is [85:36] the Jukai Naturalist. He's an [85:38] enchantment creature, human monk. Uh, [85:41] he's got [85:43] >> Oh, yes. [85:45] >> And enchantment spells now cost me. [85:51] >> It's a coupon, baby. [85:54] >> Coupon. So, you get a cat. [85:57] >> I get a Yes, I do. I get a cat. Well, [85:59] And you got a one- one at the beginning [86:01] of your up key. [86:01] >> I put that already. Okay. [86:02] >> Oh, wait. Did I? [86:03] >> You did. [86:03] >> Yeah, I did. Okay. Um, [86:06] >> so you have three two creatures. [86:09] >> Okay. Next thing I'm putting down [86:11] >> is uh a paradise druid one. Um, she's [86:17] petroof. As long as she's untapped when [86:20] she's tapped, she equals mana of any [86:22] color. [86:22] >> Yep. She's a two- one that taps for one [86:24] mana of any color. [86:24] >> Yes. Okay. So, she's going down. [86:27] pretty good blocker also. [86:29] >> And then but also if things cost two [86:32] less now, is she free? [86:33] >> Well, she's not an enchantment herself. [86:35] >> No, but this didn't Oh, yes. Enchantment [86:37] spell. [86:38] >> Yep. So, you have spent four mana right [86:41] now. [86:42] >> So, you have two. [86:43] >> No, she's one less just because of this [86:44] other one. [86:45] >> Isn't that only this is this is orasures [86:47] and this is enchantments? [86:48] >> Yep. And that guy costs two. [86:50] >> Okay. So, I might have done my math [86:51] wrong then. I better be careful. [86:53] >> So, you have two mana. [86:54] >> Where's my math teachers? [86:57] So, so wait, let me make sure I'm doing [86:58] this right then. One second. [86:59] >> Yes, you may want to take one of those [87:01] back. It depends. Do you have some [87:02] bigger? [87:03] >> Wait, let me see. Let me see. [87:04] >> If that one is an enchantment, it only c [87:06] it costs two less, right? Um [87:09] >> Oh, the auras cost. [87:10] >> So, I'm going to take [87:13] Wait, I thought I had it together and [87:15] now I don't. God damn. Okay. [87:18] >> On the stack. [87:19] >> It is, but we're gonna try to be trying [87:23] to be a hot shot. Not really. [87:26] >> You got this. [87:28] >> Okay. So, this is an enchantment. [87:30] >> This is one. Thanks. [87:32] >> Crowd is behind you. Is [87:39] >> h balls. [87:42] >> So, I'm going to take [87:43] >> Yeah. Take her back so you can play the [87:45] the bigger spell. [87:46] >> Yeah. Okay. So, I'm going to put down a [87:48] celestial archon. [87:50] >> Oh, that's a good card. [87:51] >> Yeah. So um flying first strike and an [87:55] enchanted creature gets plus four plus [87:58] four and has flying and first strike. [88:00] Now if I want to bestow then I can cast [88:04] this card for the bestow cost and it's [88:05] an aura spell with enchanted creature [88:08] becomes a creature again if it's not [88:09] attached to a creature. Right. But we're [88:10] just gonna [88:11] >> So are you gonna you gonna bestow that [88:13] or not? No. You're just going to make it [88:14] a creature. Okay, great. [88:15] >> So um just to make sure [88:17] >> this is great. This is a great [88:18] >> So let's make sure that we're doing this [88:20] correctly. Uh, and it's one less because [88:23] of this baby. Yep. [88:25] >> So now, um, these guys are [88:28] >> sick. Sleepy. I call it sleepy. [88:30] >> Sleepy. [88:31] >> It's like you just got born AND YOU'RE [88:33] LIKE, JESUS, WHAT THE HELL? [88:36] >> You know, [88:38] >> okay, so that means [88:43] Oh, actually, [88:44] >> you saying that was beautiful. [88:46] >> So, you get another cat because you [88:48] played another enchant. [88:49] >> These are two. [88:49] >> Those both. So, you already got one, so [88:51] you get another one. So, you have [88:52] >> one. [88:53] >> You did put one down. So, now you've got [88:54] another cat. So, you have a giant army [88:57] of cats. [88:57] >> Yes, I'm trying. [88:59] >> Memory. [89:00] >> Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Okay. And [89:02] I'm gonna hit somebody [89:03] >> with a three three or [89:04] >> do I hit with all these two? No, I
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